Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for his girl friend-
Gf:wat the hell would i do with this rocket?
Boy: u wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and get lost...............break up jokes

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A Girl..
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An Ex Trying To Mess It Up..
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A Friend Waiting For A Break Up

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.......................break up jokes in hindi

After falling in love: “JEENEY laga hun… pehle se jyada!!”
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After BREAK- UP : “PEENEY laga hun… pehle se jyada!!!!”

A girl realizes the pain of Break-up only when
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She has to pay for movie ticket herself..!!................breakup jokes

What is breakup ???
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Itz A Matter of time when a jaan becomes Jaanwar and a cutiee becomes a kutti................breakup jokes

After breakup:
Girl: Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, deo, t-shirt, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar..
Boy: Tujhe ghumaane me petrol laga woh waapis kar..
Girl: Kya main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti..!!................very funny breakup jokes

Most touching lines said by atrue lover to his love while break up...
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"chal-chal hurrr..."

New style of break up
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Will you be my ex......................very funny break up sms

Girls break up k turant bad sabse pahla kaam kya karti hai...????
ANY GUESS GUYS.....?
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NAHI PATAA....
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Facebook password change karti hai......

Killer funny shyari.
Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Wah..Wah..
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Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meri GIRLFRIEND ki Mummy thi.

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye 1 Chhote Se break k baad........................funny break up lines

Break-up ki 1 month baad
wo mere pass aa kar boli..
Tumhe pyaar karne ki saza do mujhe.
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Fir kyaa??
Maine v jaa k uski papa ko saab bata diya.
Kasam se bohot piti meri exgirlfriend

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers..

Touchin lines said by a boy to a girl during breakup:
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'Yaar gifts toh wapis karti ja' teri bhabi ko kya dunga.."