Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

pyaar ko mat chupauo use jarurat hai jatane ki.......
apne partibha ko mat chupauo use zarurat hai badhane ki...
ab aur b parfiume mat lagaiye janab...aapko jarurat hai nahane ki

Boy: I love you!
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Girl: I m Engaged to Someone & I have a
Boyfriend & I also Have 2 Serious Affairs..
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Boy : (After a Long pause) .
"FIR V DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST KAAR SAKTEY HO TOH"

A handsome Boy to Girl : can I take your picture??
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Girl (happily):- Awww...Of course! whY not.
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After taking the picture:
Boy: Thank you very much.. I justlove to collect images of Natural Disasters.!

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

Young handsome cool dude - Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK Hai...

Top rated University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!

Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect!

Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha,
Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai?
Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai

Height of courage
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Senior student during ragging: In your marriage i will kiss ur wife
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Junior student: Fine...
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Junior student: Fine...
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I will marry your sister.

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