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मुश्किल से ससुराल वालों ने 2000 देने शुरू किये थे! अब फिर से 100 और 500 में टरका देंगे!
_____भड़का हुआ दामाद

Ladki: HDFC gaye baaba,
Axis gai Maan;
Akeli hoon ghar ma,
Tu aaja baalma.
Ladka: ham khud bhi laga hoon SBI ke Line ma, kaise aayen gori ham tohare ghar ma.....500 1000 funny chutkula in hindi 2023

बड़ी बेइज़्ज़ती महसूस हो रही है पूरे घर में 2000 का एक भी नोट नहीं निकला

Aaj to Ram rajy jaisa lag rha hai
Tijori khuli padi hai koi lootne ko taiyar nahi
Jel khol do sala koi bhagne ko taiyar nahi..
log bolte the modi ji desh me nahi rhte videsh ghumte rhte hain
ab mahine bhar se yahi hai.. ab pad gyi dil ko thandak
modi ke chutkule

According to latest New - RBI Notification, the Full form of ATM has been Temporarily changed to....
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|A|-Aayega |T|-To |M|-Milega!

"Jokes Of The Day" Today's breaking news from Mumbai dance bars.
The girls are throwing money on customers of Old 500/1000!

Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur Raat Ka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke De Do.
Mom: Kaha Ja Raha Hai?
Boy: Bank Ja Raha Hun Note Badalne! 500/1000 Note jokes for whatsapp

Pooja karate vaqt chilla-chilla kar bhagwaan ko kyon bola tha?
Tan Man Dhan sab kuchh hai tera, tera tujhko arpan kya laage mera,
phir kya? sun li sabaki bhagavaan ne aur ho gaye notebandi/old currency ban

Sujhaav: Bank ke baahar cheerleaders ko rakha jae.
Jaise hi kisi ko paise mile, CheerLeaders dance karegi, log khushi-
Khushi 24 ghante bank ke baahar line mein khade rahenge, aur koi
Shikaayat bhi nahin karenge.

इतने तो 2000 ₹ के नोट
नहीं हैं मार्केट में जितने..
जोक्स और मैसेज मार्केट
रत में घूम रहे हैं।

Itne to 2000 ₹ ke note nahin hain Market mein jitane..
jokes messages Market mein ghoom rahe hain.

This weekend picnic spots:
SBI
HDFC
ICICI
PNB
IDBI
AXIS
DENA
YES BANK

O karam khudaya hai, 500 aur 1000 Ka note mughe garib banya hai

kal sham ko ek aadmi mila
bola – bhaisahab subah se kuch nahi khaya hai
mere pas paise bhi nahi hain
mene use 2 samose dila diye
sala dur jakar
apni marsidis me baith kar khane laga

With 1000 & 500 notes going out of circulation, kids in India are sad because now relatives will give them less money when they visit!

Abhi 1000 Ke Notes Se Petrol Bharaya, Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Maano Laash Thikane Laga Di Ho!.....purana note jokes

Jisaki jitani aukaat hoti hai vo utane hi bade phaisale leta hai,
Kaangres ne chavannee band ki thi.

kuchh Logon ko ab ye tension ho rahi hai
ki Modi jee kaheen "Sone" ko "Loha" na ghoshit kar den.
Bachke Rehna Re Baba....Bachke Rehna Re Baba

Pakistan Confuse hai ... ..kharcha Jang pe kare ... ya note ki nayi Design banavaane pe

Ek ladki BMW car se utri aur badi style
me jane lagi..
Ladki – e mister yaha se bank kitni dur hai
Ladka – karib 1 kilometer hoga
Ladki – accha to jane ka rasta kidhr se hai
Ladka – bas lag jaa mere piche
ladki bechari ab tak behosh hai

ATM ke bahar lambi line lagi hui thi
ek bhut sundar ladki aayi aur
line me khadi ho gyi
Ladki (aage wale ladke se) –
kitni bhid hai yaar
aur mera to koi boyfriend bi nahi hai
Ladka – tu kuch bi bol le
line me aage nahi jane dunga

Santa Banta ne ek ladki ko kidnap kar liya
fir uske papa ko phone lagya
Santa – hello teri beti hamare kabje me hai
Papa – are lekin mere pas paise nahi hain
Santa – abe paise ham de rhe hain
tuje to bas chutte karane hain.

Modi jee us samay behosh hote-hote bache,
jab Aaliya Bhatt ne unase poochha.
2000 ke not kee chip mein gaane bharava sakate hain kya?....very funny new 2000 note jokes

A great idea by a husband. He asks his CA.
I have deposited Rupees 5 lakhs in my wife's account. Are you sure IT people will arrest my wife or should I deposit more?

Aaj-Kal Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Jaise Indian Currency Le Ke Main Foreign Mein Ghoom Raha Hun!

Ladki ladke se gusse me ruth gyi
Ladka - janu tumse bhut pyar karta hu
Ladki - nahi karte bas jhut bolte ho
Ladka - tere liye chand tare bi la dunga
Ladki - wo to sab lane ko bol dete hain
Ladka - tere liye 2000 ka chutte la dunga
Ladki - sach janu,
itna pyar karte ho mujhse.

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhana,
kabhi kisi ko chhota mat samajhana,
vakt sabaka aata hai - 100 Rs. ka Note

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