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Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me.
Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing darling? And why only the same doctor?
Santa: Why should the doctor be let off and this is my way to punish doctor honey?

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla..................best jokes sms

3 most innocent faces in d world
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1-"a sleeping baby."
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2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..

Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.?
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Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty........................best jokes sms in english

Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla!
Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

Santa: Why the sun sets and rise everyday?

Banta: Good morning and Good evening bolne ke liye..............best jokes sms

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Sardar ne airport me call karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........very funny sardar jokes

Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....

Raise their standards..

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi.................best jokes sms in hindi

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1
bottle le k gaya aur ek
chamach liquid shopkeeper ko
pila k bola: mitha hai kya?
Dukandar bola: nahi, kyu kya h ye?
Santa: docter ne bola chemist
ki shop se urine me sugar check
karwa k aao...!
Wo check krane aya tha..............best jokes sms

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone...
After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their 'maids'!

Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail.
Judge: What have you done?
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!

Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?
Pappu: Totally under water.
Santa: What do you mean?
Pappu: All below 'C' level!................best jokes sms ever

Person 1: Finally, he stopped smoking.
Person 2: Oh really? How?
Person 1: He died!..............best jokes sms collection

Height, Results, Age and Salary are the most favorite topics of my relatives.