:: Anna Hazare SMS ::

Anna Ki tamanna hai ki corruption mit jaaye... chahe meri jaan jaye, chahe mera ghar jaaye....

:: Anna Hazare SMS ::

Aawaz uthao corruption ke khilaf
Kyun khud ko abhi tak roka hai
bacha lo mere desh ko
Yaro abhi bhi moka hai

:: Anna Hazare SMS ::

Pana chahte ho agar lokpal bill
To dushmano ka jeena kar do mushkil
Jab jayenge hum sab mil to
Dushman jayenge apne aap hil
Vande Mataram

Indian Cricket team supports Anna Hazare: "We will not win a single match, until the jan lokpal bill is approved..

:: Anna Hazare Jokes - Funny Anna Hazare SMS Jokes in Hindi ::

once kapil sibbal, digvijay singh n chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, sibbal drops a 100rs note n says, "I made one poor indian happy" singh drops two 50 rs notes n says "I made two poor indians happy!" chiddu drops 100 one rupee coins n says, "I made 100 poor indians happy!" hearing this PILOT laughs n says - "i will drop down all 3 of you and make '125 CRORE Indians forever happy....!' piloT was ANAA HAZARE.

manmohan Singh" wrote on "Anna Hazare's " wall. Corruption ka nasha pyare, nasha sabse nashila ha. Jise dekho yaha woh, corruption ki baarish mai geela. Politics k naam pe karte, sabhi ab bhrasht leela ha. "Anna Hazare" commented , " that is what ma whole campaign is about. "Baba Ramdev " liked Anna ' s comment n commented, "And mai karu toh saala character dheela hai.

Join India against corruption movement!! lets unite all and help the country to be corruption free.. Lets all support Anna Hazare ji...

:: anna hazare sms comedy ::

Ek din He-Man, Superman, Spiderman aur Shaktiman Anna ke yahan gaye.
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Kyonki wo Teacher’s Day tha.

Rahul Gandhi ne ANNA HAZARE se pucha "Kafan mein jeb kyun nahin hoti ?"
ANNA ne ajwab diya "Beta kyunki Maut kabhi Rishwat nahin leti"

Anna ka hath bataker
Gali gali har ghar ghar jaker
Lokpal bill layenge wapas
Corruption ke khilaf aawaz uthaker
Anna Hazare Jinda Baad!!

Anna Hazare Anna Hazare
Tum duje gandhi hamare
Corruption ko dur bhagana
Na thakna or mere pyare
Lage Raho Anna Bhai..

Hum unchi udan bharenge
Congress ko nakaam karenge
Lokpal bill ho jayega apna
Aisa kuch kaam karenge
Support Anna..Jai Hindi!!

annaji app aga bhadho hum tumare satha hai
sabhi ki hai ek hi awaj bus lok pal hi hamare sath hai
baki sab bakwas hai

Soniya gandhi
(in dabang style) :-
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hazaro se darr nahi lagata saheb
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HAZARE se lagata hai.....

congree ki dagar pe chamcho dikhao chal k
ye desh hai tmhara kha jao ishko taal k...

Ho gayee hai peer parvaat sii pighalna chahiyee
iss himalaye se koi ganga nikalni chahiye..
Aaj yeh diwaar parde ki terah hilne lagi
Shart lakin yeh thi ki buniyaad hilni chaahiye
Har sadak per ... Har gali main ...Har sehar ... har gao main
hath lehrate huye har laash chalni chahiyee
Sirf hungama kada karna mera maksaad nahi
meri koshish hai ki yeh surat badalni chahiyee
Mere seene main nahi to tere seene main sahi
Ho kahi bhi aag lakin aag jalni chahiyee ...

5 great people of India
Gandhi:Jo rahe nahi
Atalji:jo kisi kaam k nahi
Dr.Manmohan:Jo kuch karte nahi
Baki bache apan dono,jo kisike baapse darte nahi.

Sarkar: Maji satakali re
Anna: Kyo sarkar
Sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na..
Anna: Meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum
I’m Anna Hazare

Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai..?
Banta: Tu ek dum ullu hai,
dekhta nahi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai..!!
MBA bole toh- “MAI BHI ANNA”

Ik aurat ne aanna hhazare nu pucheya..
Baapu eh tu roj roj anshan te qu baith jana aa..??


AAnna Hhazare:- kya karu oh ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. .