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Height Of Attitude...interesting (funny)
An Old Man's T-Shirt Had Words Written –
I M Not 65, I M 20 With 45 Years Of Experience.

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Read hilarious the golden smartphone jokes in English version-

A girl's smartphone slipped from her hand and fell into toilet.
Girl started crying out loud.
Suddenly a genie or jinn from Toilet appeared.
He gave girl a gold phone.
Girl heard the story of 'axe', so she said honestly -
this gold phone is not mine, jinn.
Jinn said - First wash it. This is your phone. funny jokes

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1 ladki ka aankh ka operation chal raha tha
Ladki- Doctor plz mere boyfriend ko ander bula lo
Doctor-Viswas karo mai 1 sharif insan hu
Ladki- lakin aapki cute Nurse bahar hai aur
mera boyfriend bahut kamina hai

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Boy vs girl memes

Technology 3G ho ya 4G. But Success sirf G-G me hai
G Sir, G sahab, G boss, Ye Hai 3 G And
Most Important G begum g g g g( it's 4G)

Beta Maa se - hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Maa - Ladka huwa ya ladki hue hai beta?
Beta - nahi maa aap ki bahu ne dusri saadi kar li hai

Ladakiyaan kisi degree ki mohataaj nahin hoti,
Doctor se shaadi hui to doktarani,
maastar se shaadee hui to maastarani,
pandit se hui to pandatain.
Darti to Daakiya ki patni he hai.

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Santa ki chappal chori ho gayi. Vah gusse mai seedhe kabristaan gaya ...
Udhar baith gaya. aur kahane laga .. chappal chor kahaan jaayega .
ek na ek din yahi aayega .

125 saal ke ek daadaaji mrtyu ke baad swarg pahunche.
svarg mein khoobsoorat apsaraon ka nrty ?? dekh kar daadaaji
phoot-phoot kar rote hue bole, baaba Raamadev ke chakkar mein
nahin padata to kab ka yahaan pahunch gaya hota.

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mein to Girlfriend se pyaar karta rahata hoon chaahe khud ki ho ya kisi aur kee...
ab chhoti si zindagi hai isamen kya apana kya paraaya.

Teacher : Bataoo roj badam khane se kya hota hai
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Student : Badam khatam ho jate hai sir (funny jokes)

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Top Hilarious funny jokes on Gandhiji three Wise Monkeys

Student - Sir mai ne esi chij banai hai
Jiski help se aap diwar ke aar-paar
Dekh sakte hai
Sir-Waah kaya chij hai
Student - Chhed....
Sir-de thappar..de thappar..

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Pure 84 din ke baad meri girlfriend ka sms aaya
Boli kal mera recharge khtam hone wala hai...

Delhi me ye kaya gajab ho raha hai?
Police ko protection chahiye.
Advocate ko justice chahiye.
Public ko oxygen chahiye.

1 ladki ne Flipcart ka slogan dekha-
"Ab Har Wish Hogi Poori"
Usne Flipcart wale se poocha
Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye
Flipcart wale ne bhi kah diya-
Yeh Akhaa India Jaanata Hai Hum Tumpe Marata Hai | Funny jokes

1 sunder ladki apne kapre utar kar 1 nadi me nahane ke liye nadi me utarne wali thi
tabhi waha 1 police wala aaya aur bola- madam nadi me nahana mana hai
Ye dekho Sign Board me likha hai
ladki- to phir tab kyo nahi batya jab me kapre utra rahi thi..
Police wala- Madam Sign Board pe ye nahi likha hai ki kapre utarna mana hai

One girl funny Whatsapp Status - krpaya chatting ko setting na samajhe.

Lalu demands royalty from producers of movie 'Raid' thinking it's a biopic on him.

Classroom mai Sannata sa cha gaya jab
1 ladki ne I'm present sir ke jagah
I'm pregnant sir bol gaye....

People of Delhi are going to a coal fired power stations to enjoy some fresh air.

Girlfriend uploads unedited selfie on WhatsApp; Boyfriends fail to recognize her.
Girlfriend sad Boyfriend socked

Happy Vs. Tension- "KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . .
Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai.

Boyfriend ne bina naam likhe de diya Girlfriend ko "I Love You" Greeting Card,
uske Girlfriend ne doosre Boyfriend ko badha diya aage.

Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie?
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.
And Whatsapp status updates?
At toilet with GF and two other friends! funny jokes

Once in a forest after a party all the
animals were eating Kamla pasand Paan masala
But Girraffe was not eating that one.
Lion: Why are you not eating Kamla pasand.
Girraffe: I only eat Manikchand...Unche Log Unchi Pasand Manikchand

Super funny jokes :-
Aadhar Card ka office band tha,
Card Banwane wale ke liye lambi line lagi hui thi,
Ek aadmi bar bar line me aage jaane ki koshis kar raha tha,
log bar usse pichhe pakar kar khich dete the,
ussne 5-7 bar koshis ki,
fir har kar bola-
lage raho line me salon,
aaj Office hi nahi kholunga.......funny sms 2024

Kaun Banega Crorepati laaya DP(Display Photo) Contest 1 din
mein sabase zyaada Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram pr
"DP" Change karane vaale boys, girls, housewife ko milenge 1 crore

Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh,
Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan

Sadak ke gaddhon mein lagaegi Nagar-Nigam wi-fi
taaki mobile pe baat karte samay gire logon ka baatchit band na ho

Delhi me badte Crime aur Pollution
ke dekhte hue Devlok es natije pr phuche hai ki,
Delhi mein hi kholi jaaygi Narak ki 1 branch

kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki.....
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padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar log bhare pade hai.
Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye. Funny jokes

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

Height of addiction:
In a School Form, when a student asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "WhatsApp"!

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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Apane room mein 2 window dekhkar chaunka yuvak,
Whatsapp band hone par pahali baar kiya gaur

Whatsapp, Facebook, Instagram ki vajah se gharelu mahilaon
par kaam ka bojh hua doguna, Whatsapp bhatta degi sarkaar

Guinness World Records book mein naam darj
karvaane ke lie kanpuriyon ne gutaka thook
kar banai sabase vishaal Laal Rangoli

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naam mill gaya:
A-account me hoga
T-to hi
M-milega

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update WhatsApp status as DIED ..!!

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Ladke vaale ladki ke ghar gae.
Ladka, ladki se: aapaki shiksha?
Ladki: MF.I.A.S
Ladke ne aage Degree ki detail yah sochakar nahin
poochhi ki kaheen ladki use Uneducated na samajhe. baad
mein ve log chale aaye aur shaadi bhi ho gai. shaadi ke
baad ladke ne ladki se poochha ki, ye MF.I.A.S kya hota hai?
usane bataaya, "Matric Fail in All Subjects"Ladka behosh!
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Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 1 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koi.......

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These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why are you laughing?
Your funny face also here just select yours........

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :)
Have a Nice Day

Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Santa thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni. funny jokes

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

Funny sms for facebook-

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJABAB hai....

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...

Hi dear readers here are Desi Comics - Your daily dose of desi laughter tarka of latest funny sms collection. Have happy reading...

Ïshq Ke Rishte Itne Najuk Hote Hain...
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Raat Ko Number Busy Jane Se hi Toot Jate Hain

I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..
give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven or more then that.....

Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..
Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai...
to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?
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Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..

Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER: kab kab?
Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi,
Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,
Minister: Aur kab?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!

A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeouspretty girl
wearing very tight dress walking on the road:
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"Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful".............@latestsms.in

Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak
aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa de........@latestsms.in.....funny friendship jokes in hindi 2023

Sacha Pyaar wo hai......
Jo Aankhon se Kajal na bhne de
Aur Hoton par Lipstick na rahne de

Facebook WhatsApp ki ladkiya
chips ke packet ke tarah hoti H
ladko ko pata bhi hai ki milna kuch bhi nahi hai
Sirf hawabaji hai phir bhi jadaa bhaw dete hai

My dear friends do you know MY Life
Is Running successfully on a simple principle

"Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"

MY dear friends - chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath
You get money again N again -"Money making spcl mantra"

"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"
"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho
to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai
jaise ….
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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur
Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....
Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye
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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.........funny jokes in hindi

Ye waqt ki nazakat h
Bdalte doar ki majboori hai
ladko ko ko parathe
Aur
ladkiyo ko karaate
sikha bahut jaruri hai

Funny Relationship Status-
Chalti Hai Gadi
Udti Hai Dhoool
Ek Ladki Ka Number MilaVo Bhi Gaya Bhool...
Coz I am super Cool

Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai
Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai
propose kar kar ke thak gaya
Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai......funny jokes

Funny jokes :-
A very small love story
1st sight 1st love
Girl with very cute eye I am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke
kabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms

Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati hai
only
only N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, Sony

Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the
wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya

Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya hai
kaya karun?
2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le...1 print out bhi le le..
Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye
Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur "kharus baap" se
bechayega na.....clean funny sms

Cute to mai bechpan se he hu jab me peda huwa taab mummy to kaya, nurso ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko!!

Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste
Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste
Mere yaar bahut Gustakh hai
kah denge Bhabhi Jee namste........funny jokes

Phle koi ladka kisi ladke ko chhedta tha
Dusre ladke Hero ke tarah use bechane pahuch jate the
Lekin aajkal video recording karne lagte hai

Shukar hai Maggi wapis aa gayi warna kai ladkiyo ne
toh hobbies me cooking ki jagah 'paani ubalna' likh liya tha

Super funny jokes :-
Smartphone(mobile) ghar par bhool jaane ke kaaran yuvak ne
pahali baar dekha aaspaas ka nazaara....whatsapp funny sms

Why Indian women have red Dot(Bindi) on their forehead?
Becasue they record everything.. every time you talk to your wife
and husband mind should remember that-
"This conversions may be monitored or recorded
for internal traning quality purposes and would be used against you any time"

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