Mandap mein dulhan ko sir jhukae baitha dekh ek buzurg mahila boleen,
“bahoo kitanee susheel aur sanskaari hai, jab se baithi hai, sir neeche kie huye hai.
ek baar bhi nazaren utha kar nahin dekha .”peechhe se aavaaz aai,
“maanji....dulhan whatsapp par onlinai hai"

Beta- Papa app ki shaadi majburi me hue hai?
Papa- hai, par Tumko kese pata?
Beta- Kyoki aap ki shaadi aur mere Date of Birth me sirf 6 mahine ka phark hai.

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Ladki- patakhewale se pata-ke-dekhao...
Patakhewale- mai to koshish karuga patogi ya nhi
ye tum pe depend karta hai.

94 Girlfriend 50 break-ups 45 true loves 25 crushes 77 pending, Hey don't panic its my whatsapp mobile number.

Traffic police jokes- Pahale 1 ne Red Light signal jamp ki,
peechhe se 5 aur ne ki.
Police ne pahale ko chhodakar sabhi ka challan kaata.
baakiyon ne poochha: “ise kyon chhod diya?”
Inspector:
yah hamaara hi aadami hai ye vaapas jaega
Red Light signal jamp karega aur tum jaise 4-5 ko phir phansvaega.
hamen bhi target poore karane hote hain.

I went to renowned restaurant of Patna and my bad
luck all seats are full with young couple. I called
my friend and shouted friend your girlfriend is sitting
with someone else. 5 seats vacant immediately.

Patni so rahi thi,
Usake pairo ke paas ek naagin kundali laga ke baithi thi.
Pati dheere se bola : das le... das le...
naagin bolee: kameene! charan sparsh karane aai hoon.
Guru hain hamaari....funny jokes of husband wife

Modi ne notebandi karke desh barbaad kar diya,
Yah sun mera man 25% Congress. ki taraf jhuk gaya...
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Modi ne GST aur New Tax Rule laakar desh ka nukasaan kiya
yah sun mera man 50% Congress. ki taraf jhuk gaya..
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Modi ne berozagaaree badhai
yah sun mera man 75% Congress. ki taraf ho gaya...
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Modi ne kuchh kaam nahi kiya
yah sun mera man ab 99% Congress. kee taraf ho gaya....
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Aur yah sab kuchh Raahul Gandhi thik kar dega,
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Jab yah suna to mera man fir se 100% Modi ki taraf ho gaya.....

1 Naari ka very emotional messages...
main ek Beti hoon, main ek bahan hoon,
main ek Beevi hoon, main ek Maa bhi hoon
par khabaradaar jo kisi ne Aunty bola to.

Gumnaami ki jindagi jeena chaahata hoon....
bas ek baar
LOAN paas ho jae...

WhatsApp par hua bada ghontaala
chatting ke dauraan hua Pyaar....
milane par dono Pati – Patni nikale

Teacher :- India sabse se pahle videsh jaane baali mahila kaun thi?
Pappu :- Seeta Maata , India se SriLanka gai thi
Teacher behosh

GF VS Wife New Jokes- Wat is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY ?
Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY.
While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.

If your wife laughs at your jokes, it means you either have a good joke, or a good wife!

A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview for same reason.
Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the BOSS.................jokes

A man lost on no-man's-land Island.
1 day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.
Suddenly a höt girl came there & the man use the wood 4 making bed.
Moral- A girl can change ur göal........fresh new jokes

Boss Employee office Jokes-
BOSS-Jab Se Maine Tumhe
Job Se NikaLa H
TbSe Tum Roz
Mere GharKe Samne Potti
Q Karte Ho?
Employee-Apko Ye Batane
K Liye Ki Mai Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha

You are Joker
You are Funny
You are Comedy
You are DramaBaaz
You are Crazy
You are Silly
You are Fool
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(*_*)
/ ::: \
why are you looking Down...
is it Not Enough for Y0U?

Breaking News Fresh New Jokes
Electronic Voting Machines ("EVM") ne khul ke Kejriwal ko
Jawab de diya-
Mai to Thik hu tum kaab thik hoge Yaar?
Bahut Bdnaam kiya hai mughe, Mai AAP Ko Saaf Kar dunga

Ladki kidnap hue phiroti ke liye Use 1 he Tension
"Hey Bhagwan" Kahi papa na wo bina
make up wali Photo Police aur Media
me naa de de..........fresh jokes

"I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"I love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "I love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

77 Jokes Full of Comedy, Laughter And Daily Humor

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

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Best Then Rest for Sure:) If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!
Smart tips for smart boys

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend..

Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1 din pachtayega,bhar coleg k tu chole bhature ki shop lagayega..... Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtayegi, usi chole ki shop pe bartan manjti nayar aayegi

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ;

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become `Best Husbands`!

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.

santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

When you are in Liquid form, we are in Uniform!

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI..

On a romantic day Titu's GF asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"Titu: from landline or mobile

Height Of Social Networking:
A girl's facebook status: I'm online from Toilet ..!!
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Her Sis commented on status:''come
out fast, I'm getting emergency!!top 10 jokes

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*7u7L5L7555HO775*
*. t7555u777m .*
555 “7*.,.55*”
Dildaar Yaar
Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete karo
or dekho Magic....
most cute msgs of the world

Raj- I love you
Rose- Nothing special all boys say same to me
coz I am damn höt N cüte
Raj-I rechage your mobile
I rechage your data
I fill fuel in your scooty
I take you McD
I take you Pizza Hut
I take you to chinese corner
I take you to PVR
I take you to Panipuri wala etc...
Rose-chup kar pagle ab rulayega kaya ?
Rose-I love you too..............boys girls fresh jokes

Q-Why did TiTu take his
pregnant wife Tiya to Pizza Hut?
A-Bcoz they advertised
'Free Delivery'

Saas: Saat saal ke baad bacha
paida kiya woh bhi ladki...
Bahu: Agar aapke bete ke bharose
rahti to ye bhi na hota saas maa!

Best advice to yong boys: If you want to change the nation, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Why are wives "more" dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both

Madam-Who searched "I Love You"?
Titu- China
Madan- How?
Titu- Its has no warranty. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.

What is difference between Problem, Talent & Luck?
2 boys love 1 girl = problem
1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
2 girls love 1 boy = Luck

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

What is full form COLLEGE ?
C - Come
O - on
L - Lets
L - Love
E - Each
G - Girl
E - Equally

God made a daylight n is called "SUN",
God made an entertainment n is called "FUN",
God made a nightlight n is called "MOON",
God made a U n is called "CARTOON".

Kuch ladkiya to es kadar Khubsurat hoti hai ki
Ladke apne man me hi...khud ko reject kar lete hai....very wise decision :)top jokes in hindi

Ladka- call 100
100- Yes...what is the matter?
Ladka- 2 young girls are fighting 4 me!
100-Then what? what's your problem?
Ladka- The ugly 1 is winning.

Pyar mein kabhi kabhi aisa ho jaata hai
choti si baat ka fasana ban jaata hai
khel hi khel mein Sajni ke sath sath
uski Sheli se bhi pyaar ho jata hai
1 ke sath 1 free ho jata hai

Jee karta hai,
Apke pas aau,
Apke bahut pas aau,
Apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.
Na bolu, na baithu...
Bus apki ankho me..
Santre ka chilka nichor kar bhaag jau

Pappu aajkal log “long beard styles” kyo rakhte hai?
Happu- terrorist to confuse karne ke liye...
Pappu- kese?
Happu- jab terrorist attacks hoga to unko pata hi nahil chalega
ki koi aam aadmi hai ya koi hamara dost kyoki long beard wale
lagte hai jese koi terrorist hi ho :)

Pappu - Colors wale Bigg Boss ka samay 9.00 pm se badal kar 10.30 pm kyo kar diya
Happu - are yaar Ye Family Show Nahi Fighting Show hai....
Esme Sunder ko nahi Swami Dikhaya jaata hai
Esme Beauty Nahi bikini Dikhaya jaata hai
Bigboss 10 mai -Swami Jee Kapri bhi utaarne lagte hai...
Pappu- taab to mughe lagta hai ki Bigboss show time 12.00 AM hona chiye :)

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…
KHUDA K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!! jokes of the day

zindagi mein bhale hee ek ladaki na patai ho lekin...
aaj bhi gam bhare(Sad Songs) gaane sunakar aisa lagata hai jaise chaar-paanch, ek saath chhodakar chali gayi hon.

Duniya mein satark insaan vahi hai, jo Toilet mein baithane se pahale paani ka nal chala kar dekh le ki,
paani aa raha hai ki nahin।

Facebook, Whatsapp or Life,
People see status only!

Gaay ko aadhar card mil sakta hai
es baat ko sunkar Bakri aur Kutta
bahut Naaraz hue - hum bhi ensan ke kitne kaam haate hai
Aadhar card par hamara bhi adhikaar hai
Lekin unki kon sunta hai to wo bechare kahne lage -
agale janm mohe gaay hi keejo
agale janm mohe gaay hi keejo

British Judge to Mallya: kya aap bhaarat ne paisa loota?
Mallya: Aap ne bhi loota tha..
British Judge: jaane do yaar, apana hi banda hai...daily jokes

Sonu Nigam: subah-subah meri neend azaan se khulti hai
Pakistaani: khushanseeb ho bhai jaan, mera to bam dhamaake se khulti hai

Pooja bas mein saphar kar rahi thi aur
uske pet mein jabardast Gas ban gaya aur
itphaak se Gaana bahut jor se baj raha tha aur
pooja ne bhi badi hi shaatiraana andaaz mein
Gaane ki dhun se dhun milaate hue Gas Release kar diya ki
kisi ko bhi pata nahin chala aur aisa baar-baar karti rahi
kyon ki Gaana to baj raha tha aur
vah usi ki aad mein taal se taal milaate hue the
lay se lay milaate hue ustaadi se Gas Release ho rahi hai
aur kisi ko kaano kaan khabar bhi nahin hua lekin
jab pooja utarne lagi to usne dekha ki
sabhi Yaatri usko gusse se ghoor ghoor dekh rahe the
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achaanak use yaad aaya ki
gaana to sirph uski Headphone par baj raha tha
baaki bas mein to shaanti thi!
jokes on girl travelling in a bus......jokes of the day

ek vaqt tha jab kaanhaa baansuri bajaate the aur
gopiya ghar se baahar nikal jaati thi,
aur ek aaj hai jab kachare vaala saayran bajata hai
sabhi mahilaen aur ladkiya ghar se baahar...

Santa Billi se paresan hokar use Jangle
me chorne gaya..
billi ghar vapas aa gayi
Phir santa use Jangle me chorne gaya
Billi usse aage nikal kar gayab ho gayi
Santa ne apne wife ko call kiya-
kaya billi waha hai
wife ne kaha - hai
Santa ne kaha are us kamini Billi ko yaha
bhej me Jangle me kho gaya hu

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Laakh take ki baat, hansate rahiye hansaate rahiye;
jab tak yamaraaj ka bhains aapako dhoondh na le...

mere ghar mein pahale hi se GST Laagu hai...
Wife 1600 ka Suit laati hai aur 2000 ka lai hu bataate hain.....funny gst jokes

India me GST aane ke baad Girlfriend banane me bahut kami aa gayi
kyoki govt ne Luxury goods pe Tax badha diya hai..PVR. cinema

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