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Smart Boy+Smart naari = Affair jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf naari = paw bhari
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Bevkuf boy+bevkuf naari = shadi ki tayari
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Bevkuf boy+smart naari = Boy bhikari..............................boy vs girl jokes

Solid Beizzati.....
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Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka
Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga.... Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai 'Bhootni' Kahi Ki....

Girl:- main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. . !
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Boy:-. . . . . . . Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam..

Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya
guzri thi...............
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DOSTO-
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Jb us ne kaha k ...........
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tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro........................boy vs girl jokes

Girl ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
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Me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya...
Ek iphone bhej dena wahan se...
Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.

boy girl jokes

Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi »
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h.
jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h.
jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.

Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya...
Girl Boli: Kamine, Dum Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil...
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Boy Sochne Laga:
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Kamini, Dhamki Deke Gayi Ya Chance

Ek ladka ek ladki ko dekh ke bola:" waah, kya maal hai..
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Ladki hansi aur boli:" maal to jhakkass hai..
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Par hai to tere jija ka na kaminey.....................boy vs girl funny jokes in hindi

Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan"

Girl's TOP 3 Lines Meaning..
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1. I Miss You (Means:" Time Pass Nahi Ho Raha Hai.
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Tumhare Saath Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)
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2. I AM Single . (Means : Mera Past BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya.. Ab Tumhari Baari)
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3. Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi (Means : Aur 2, 3 BF Waiting Me The)......................boy vs girl jokes in english

Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya?
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Girl : Kaha?
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Boy : Wherever You Say...
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Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . .
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Boy : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai.

Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears cry.png
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Boys Express Their Feelings Wid sutta & Beers........................boy girl jokes

» THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi karungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

Girl take 100 pic in a day and delete 99.. Uploads the 1 which looks better and says...
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"Aise hi baithi thi aur kisi ne le li"

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Bethi Thi,.
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me,.
Pas Bethe Pappu Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghoot Me Pikar Bola-
Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi...

Gf - kya bat h aj kal meri yad ni ati..
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Bf - jb se facebook chalana suru kiya , rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti, tu kya yad rhegi.

jb koi friend bahut time baad fb pe aata h to old friends k comments is tarah hote h..
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abe tu zinda h.
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itne din kha tha be
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jail se kb chuta kamine....
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gf ki shadi me gya tha kya ....
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friends kabhi nhi sudhar skte.........................boy vs girl funny jokes in hindi

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
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Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day

Dear Facebook..!
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Whenever I Add A Girl,
You Always Ask Me
"Do You Know Her???
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I Just Want To Ask
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Behan Lagti Hai Wo Teri..????......................boy girl jokes

Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i saw u. wil u marry me?
Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati
Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi aisa lag raha hai behen.

Today a Girl came to my book shop and asked: Do u have the book named : ''Girls are very Intelligent''?
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I replied : "The comedy section is on the Left side, plz go there madam.

To Every girl suffering from many friend's request on Facebook..!!
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Put Your Real picture
8O% Can get rid of that problem

After Result - Girls Reaction

Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91%
Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne k Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath ,,,
Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,,..?

After Result - Boys Reaction when they talk to each other

boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace .. hahahahaha
boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ... warna To band bajj gaya tha..hahahahaha
boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam,
Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha ki me pass ho gaya,, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta..

If guys know 1000 ways to lie Then
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Girls know 1001 ways to find it out........................boy vs girl funny sms

Every Girl On FB Has Atleast 3 - 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying :
"Hi, How Are You?"
"Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?"
"Hi, You Look Very Beautiful"
"Can We Be Friends?"
"Plz Accept My Frnd Request"
"Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked"

When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!!
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When a girl loves truly she behaves like a Wife!....................boy vs girl funny sms

Girl 1 : yar ya ladke aapas main kitni gandi baatain karte hain..
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girl 2 : kitni gandi ??.
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Girl 3 : aray jitni hum aapas mainkarte hain.
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Girl 2 : haye bhagwan itni gandi..............girl boys jokes

Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?
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Kyun ki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti
par hoti bahut sweet hai
fwrd to all jalebees

Chali jati hai aaye din wo beauty parlour mei yu hi,
magar ye baat begum ko kaun samjhayega ki.
Mumkin hi nahi kishmish ka fir se angoor ho jana!

A Perfect Dream Girl:

Na kabhi tang karti hai,
na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai,
na kabhi kisi k saath flirt
karti hai,
na kabhi jhoot bolti hai,
na kabhi dhoka deti hai,
na kabhi shaq karti hai,
aur na hi is duniya mein
paayi jaati hai.

A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?

Kal raaste mein School mein saath padhne vaali 1 ladki(Class Friend)
dikhi main poochh liya, "Tumhe yaad hai ki ham saath mein padhte the"
Usne Jabaab diya, "padhti to main thi, tu to murga banata tha."