Gadha - Mera malik bahut marta hai!
Kutta - Toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ???
Gadha- Uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri
shadi gadhe se kara dunga" ................. bas isi umeed pe tika hoon
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Superb thought..!
"a person who believes in working.......Will always have a job...
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But A person who thinks "kon kare.."..will always be a boss"
1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga
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Isko Kahi Dekha Hai
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Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri" Ye To Wohi Hai
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Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha..........................funniest
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Funny moments of the students..
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During exam:"
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya"............very funny student sms
After the huge success of "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag",
Rakesh Mehra is working on a new movie.
It is to be titled
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"Bol Manmohan Bol"!
Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhoon....
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kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms nahi karne deta
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<)(> Screw-driver
_/ \_ to lo Chotey zaraa...???
Arz kiya hai- Dena hai 'DIL' daan me.
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wah wah.
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Gaur farmaiyega.
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Dena hai 'DIL' daan me.
Hai kya koi mast Frendz AAP KI JAAN PEHCHAN ME.???..........................funniest
jokes hindi
Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
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Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Classic xample of studnts ofdifferent standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I studied everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was very hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only important qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r enough 2 pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai, mere paas toh pen bhi nahi hai.............very
funny student jokes
Santa ne ek beautiful ladki ko dekha toh jaake usey kiss
kar daala !
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Girl:- stupid kya kar rahe ho !!?
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Santa:- b.c a final year.
R u a high scoring studnt ?
Kya aap gud mrks la-la kr bor ho chuke h ?
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then join engineering....
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marks se no marks, ache mrks se chutkara,
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fark dkhiye sirf 1 semester me.................engineering jokes in hindi
Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????
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har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG, loo G, suno G
Log Pata Nhi Kaise...
PrOpose kr Dete Hai..?
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Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad
Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai..
only 50% of Boys are Talking with Girls on facebook ...
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Other 50% of boys talking with Fake accounts
Ladkewale : hamko ladki pasand hai, shadi kab karni hai?
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Ladkiwale : abhi to ladki study kar rahi hai.
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Ladkewale : ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota baccha hai, jo books faad dega
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua..
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khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na...
Jiska Koi Nahi Hota...!!
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Uska...!!
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" FACEBOOK "" Hota Hai..!!
Dear FACEBOOK!
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Don't show us so much attitude...
You can't even Sign Up without
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Yours Sincerely:
Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail
A Girl's facebook status:-"Travelled in Bus after
long time"
Comments Left by Male friends :-
1) Awww, so sweet..!!!
2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!
4) You went without me..?frown.png
5) Wonderful dear..!!!
6) Superlike!!!
A Boy's facebook status:- "Travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments Left by same Male friends :-
1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai.!!
3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..??
4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!!!
5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.
6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?
Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein, Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud
Kab Hota Hai ?
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Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho,
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Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai....
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Kasam se Seena Kushi se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai..................student jokes
Nurse To Engineer : Breathe Deeply
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And Slowly Exhale,
Do It 3 Times.
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Engineer : OK..
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Nurse : What Do You Feel Now….??
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Engineer : Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Awesome Babe.............engineering
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Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
Give me somesunshine..!!
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Give me some rain..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!!................girlfriend boyfriend jokes
Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam
log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi.........................funny
jokes hindi santa banta
ARZ KIYA HAI. zara gaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI.. Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata TOH? ? ?
Computer aur mobile bech kar radio lelo..........very funny latest PJ
Horror Films Mein Ladki Ko Ghar Mein
Jab kuch Ajeeb Sunai Deta Hai
To Wo Kehti Hai: " Kaun Hai Wahan..??? "
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Jaise ki Bhoot Bolega: " Haan Jaan Main Huin.. kitchen me Pakode tal
raha hu..
khaogi kya.. ??
AASIQUI 3 EXCLUSIVE SONG....
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa.
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa.
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Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. .
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na.
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko...
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Ab hota nhi intizaaaar...
Which country in the world has
largest english speaking people?
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Ans: Daytime - USA
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LATE EVENING,
After 3 pegs - INDIA
Bhag Milkha Bhag is an inspirational movie for this generation, and especially because Petrol Prices are rising every next month.
Din raat sms/msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne
muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon..
And The Award Of The Best Teacher Goes To
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WIKIPEDIA !
Bush:" Osama mile toh use fod do..
Gandhi:" Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..
Einstein:" Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Arnold Schwarzenegger:" Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..
Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!
And d best 1
ACP Praduman:" Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
99% Downloading... Download Failed - Irritating Moment
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100% Downloaded... File Error - Worst Moment Ever.
Thanx to smart phones!!!
Jis ne aaj ki attitude waali generation ko..
Sir jhuka ke baithna aur chalna seekha diya..!!..........................funniest
jokes hindi
Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and
finish”?
Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete
And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!.......................funny
jokes hindi santa banta
