Cheese is Cheez;
But Better is Butter.
If you forget me;
I'll throw you in a Gutter!

I Hope We Are Besties Forever. Even After We Die, We Can Become Ghosties And Scare People Forever.

Jani
.
Mera Number change ho gaya
hai
.
CHAPPAL ka.
.
.
Agr tujhe meri purani
CHAPPAL chahiye ho to leja
Sharma mat....Hichakna mat...
Pagal tu Jigari yaar hai apna.

I hate you because you're

F: Frightening
R: Repulsive
I: Impolite
E: Embarrassing
N: Nasty and
D: Disgusting

And I love you also for the same reason as you're my dear friend!......................funny friendship sms in english

Think Big
Think Positive
Think Smart
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know that is too much for you; So here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!.................funny friendship sms

Do you know you're a BITCH.
B: Beautiful
I: Intelligent
T: Talented
C: Cute and
H: Hilarious
So you're smiling now, BITCH!

Friends are like big farts. They always make you laugh, don't smell as bad, and make life impossible without them.

Friends are like mirrors as they are our reflections.
You're damn lucky as I am quite good looking!...............................funny friendship sms in english

We are best
friends. Always
remember that if
you fall, I will
pick you up... after
I finish laughing.

We're best buddies. Remember, if you fall, I will pick you up once I stop laughing.

Nobody will ever be as entertained by us as we are by ourselves.

Best friends don't care if your house is clean or not. They are concerned if you drink wine.

I won't feel bad if I text you 20 times in a row or call you 20 times in a row. You're my friend, and you literally agreed to do this.

Friends are like condoms; they keep you safe when things get stressful.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

"Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed." — Laurie Colwin

Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as we need a silly friend to laugh with.

Whoever states friendship is simple has clearly never had a true friend!

You don't have to be insane to be my friend. I'll teach you.

I was once an innocent being... until my best friend came along.

I believe we'll be buddies for life since we're both too lazy to make new friends.

When you're locked up, a good buddy will try to bail you out. Your best friend will be in the cell next to you, exclaiming, "Damn, that was fun."

Your sarcastic compliments and comments, irritating statements, funny text messages at midnight, and general lack of decorum indicate that we should be best friends.

A good friend will assist you in your relocation. A best friend, on the other hand, will assist you in moving a dead body.

Never let your best pals become lonely... Continue to annoy them.

Friends will buy you meals. Best buddies consume your food.

Friendship must be built on a firm foundation of drink, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and pranks.

Friend: the one you can only be upset with for a short length of time since you have crucial information to convey to them.

The only reason we're friends is that you know much too many of my secrets. 👬

I'm ashamed of myself for not having accomplished anything in my life... But then I see where you are and I feel better. Thank you buddy. 👬

Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:
.
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
.
Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!..........................funny friendship sms in hindi

If some day I praise you for your:
1. Good looks
2. Nature
3. Style or
4. Attitude
Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk!

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
Thanks for being my bosom friend!

You irritate me. You're peculiar. You've gone insane. You're an idiot. You're too attached. You remind me of myself.

You're annoying. You're unusual. You're nuts. You're stupid. You are clinging. You're... similar to me.

If we were on a plane that was going to crash and there was only one parachute... I promise to deliver the best funeral speech ever.

In this cruel world, it is very difficult to find friends with a beautiful heart, worldly wisdom, attractive personality and stylish looks. So
.
..
...
....
learn to value me!

You are very special to me. I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you
.
..
...
jump from one tree to another!

Aaj ye khatay hain kasam..
Na Sudhre hain,
Na Sudhringaye hum,
Jab tak nahi hogi ye
duniya khatam...cause
we r pakay beshram....

The nominees for the best friend are
You.
You..
You again...
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And the winner is
.
..
...
Me
Because I have 'You'!

Dear friend,
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom;
And without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!

Sharaab Bani To Maikhane Bane;
Husn Bana Toh Deewane Bane;
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Mein;
Yu Hi Toh Nahi...
.
..
...
Pagal Khaane Bane!

God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. That's why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you're ugly and stupid!

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha.
Dekho gussa mat karo kyounki jab tum gussa karte ho to
.
..
...
....
Lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai!

God created ME to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because he knows I am well one of the Best.
AHEM!! Don't argue with God now!

Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De.
.
.
Koi Manzil,
Koi Dost,
Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De..
.
..
...
....
Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga!..........................funny friendship sms in hindi

Beautiful Lines for best friend ever:
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!

Aapko.
.
.
Hum sirf aapko..
..
..
Aur aapko...
...
...
Arre aapko....
....
....
Haan Haan Aapko.....
.....
.....
Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi......
......
......
Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge!................................funny friendship sms in hindi

You're Cute
You're Hot
You're Sweet
You're Intelligent
You're Amazing
You're Perfect
And I am liar!

Don't believe that every sweet person in your life will remain the same; because even the best chocolate has an expiry date.
.
..
...
Me?
Don't worry, I'm like a fine wine, no expiry date - the older the tastier!

Can I take your picture? I simply love taking wild life photography!

Please answer only in 'Yes' or 'No'.
Does your family members know that you're
.
..
...
....
.....
INSANE?

Today's thought:
.
..
...
....
.....
Don't always depend on my thoughts. Try to think of your own, sometimes!

Jab bhi aapko lage ki ab hum aapke achche dost nahi rahe to...
.
.
.
.
.
Ek khinch kar chanta maarna apne gaal par.
Zyada hi dimaag chalane lage ho, aaj kal!

Kisse dosto ke bhi bade ajeeb hote hain
Mobile mein balance nahi par ameer hote hain
Khud kabhi sms karte nahi.
Free ke sms padne ke shaunkeen hote hain

B Se Better,
B Se Best,
B Se Brave,
B Se Beneficient,
Per B Se Itne Bhi Busy Na Ho
Jana Ki B Se Hume Bhool He Jao.
Samjhe B Se...
"Bewaqoof"

A Social Msg For My All
Friends and brothers:-
.
.
"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water
without wearing pampers...

I'm not sure which is tighter: our jeans or our friendship.

Since I have friends in both locations, I don't like to choose between heaven and hell.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A best friend will laugh at your jokes, even if they're not very funny.

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