Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa sms/msgs....................funny joke sms

Son-in-law was found taking longest traffic route in Bengaluru
to discourage mother-in-law from further visits..........interesting jokes on traffic

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.........very very funny love sms to tease girls/girlfriend

Suhaagraat ki romantic raat...
Husband: Aaj kesa mahsoos kar rahi ho Jaaneman?
Wife: bura lag raha hai, kyonki aaj tak GSM thi...
koi sa bhi sim daal sakti thi...
aaj se CDMA ho gaye hoon ....
ek hi sim daalna padega

Banta to santa: Aapko air hostess ne
Thappad kyun mara?
Santa: maine puccha ki
Susu karnae ki jagah kaha hai,
Wo boli pichhe
Maine kaha pahle to aage hua karti thi.

funny jokes sms in hindi

Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai.....................funny joke sms

Some people can't decide - whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called married men!

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko
Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Ki,
Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki?
Ya Fir Chance ??................funny jokes sms in hindi

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai
Biwi: Hey Bhagwan.
Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon?
Doctor: Kyun ?
Biwi: Unko Batana Hai
Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali Gayi Hai..............new funny jokes

Teacher : - batao bacho hindiki phli silent movie konsi thi.
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Santa : - teacher jab wo film silent thi to aapko kaise pata chala ki
Wo hindi me hai.

Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini,
Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi..............................latest funny jokes in hindi

Krupya dhyan de,


Agar aap dhyan dene wale sms/msgs ko
Dhyanse padhenge to aapke dhyan me ek baat aayegi
Ke is msg me dhydan denewali koi baat nahi hai…

In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?"
Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!

Banta: I wanted an advice from you.
Santa: I tell you, we take advice from the eldest person in our village. You should also do the same.
Banta: We haven't got one.
Santa: Strange!
Banta: Really. We did have one but he died three weeks ago!

He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!