Dosto sunaata hoon apane School ki prem Kahaani,
Ek thi Topper Ladki jo percentage ki thi Raani,
phir...phir kya huwa??? hamne ptaa
li...aur....FAIL ho gai Mahaaraani.\*!-/

Ladka: Main Agni se Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta, Kyoki mai Sakshi ko beinteha pyaar karta hu.
Papa-Mummy: Koi baat nahi Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!

kahate hain Uparwala ne har kisi ke lie
kisi na kisi ko banaaya hai…
kaheen mere vaale ne aatmahatya to nahin
karali....Pagali mil hi nahin rahi hai

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?
Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

Girl: Mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai... Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh ??? Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai, Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.

Itna kamjor ho gaya hu tery judai se
ki
machar b utha le jate hai muje charpayi se

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath...............funny love sms in hindi
aur kahi bigad na jaye aap ki baat

mohabbat Bus yaatra ki tarah hoti hai aur Shaadi Vimaan Yaatra ki tarah.
tang aakar aap Bus se to utar sakate hain lekin vimaan se nahin

Height of Funny call:
Boy: Hello Puja Hai Kya?
Aunty: Nahi.
Boy: To Karvalo...Aunty Jee Dussehra 2019 Hain!
Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di!

funny love sms for girlfriend-
Ladka-kaya me tumkoo kiss karu ?
Ladki-nahi
Ladka-betab hokar poocha-kaya me tumkoo kiss karu ?
Ladki-nahi
Ladki gusee me boli- you silly duffer!
Me koi madam/teacher hu jo baar permission maag raha hai
Zabardasti nahin Kar sakta kya..??
Come hugg me tightly N kiss me now...

Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,
Pass hi k boys hostel ke
Ladko ne help ki. .or
.
T V pr breking News aaya - Aag pe
Kabu pa liya gaya hai
.
.
Lekin ???
Ladko par kabu pane ki
Koshish jari hai..

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
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lekin kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye.....funny love sms

Boy: bus aur ladki ek jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RIKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chale aate hain.

Lohe ko loha kat ta hai
Sone ko sona kat ta hai
Zehar ko zehar kat ta hai...
Isliye aap Zara KUTTE se bachna

Auto driver ki seat ke piche bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye-
Duniya me sab kuch bikta hai
Izzat se baithe Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.

very funny sms for girlfriend 2016
Ladka- Mai 20 saal ka hu
Tum kitne saal ki ho ?
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Girl-mai bhi 20 saal ki hu?
Boy-toh 20-20 ho jaye janu meri jaan
Girl- 2 din ruko
Boy-why?
Girl- Abhi pitch geeli hai...

Santa -Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Ki$$ Kr Raha Tha
To Tumne Use Mana Q Nai Kiya?
Girl -Mai Use Mana Kaise Krti
Mujhe to BangaLi BoLni Hi Nai Aati.

Haseenon se milen nazaren Attraction ho bhi sakta hai,
Chadhe Fever mohabbat ka to Action ho bhi sakta hai,
Haseenon ko musibat tum samajh kar door hi rahna,
Ye Angreji davaen hain Reaction ho bhi sakta hai..!!

Girlfriend (gusse me) : tumhare
dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai...
.
CA student (pyaar se) : toh fir itni der
se kyu kha rahi ho

Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?
Kyoki item means maal
Maal means paisa
Paisa means laxmi
Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai
"Rishta vahi soch nai"

Na Dil ko behlane ke liye,. . . . . { °>
Na ghar me sajane ke liye. . . . ./'''\
Bas aapki 1 photo chahiye, . ./_/ /
Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke liye ! ..............funny love sms in hindi 2016

Har Love Story me Sister Brother ki help karti hai,
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Kyuki wo Janti Hai ki Pyar kya hota hai,
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And Har Love Story Me Brother Sister ko Danta hai,
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Kyu ki wo Janta Hai Ki Ladke kaise hote.

Very slim Girl - Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,
Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene
ki aas nahi.......funny valentine's day sms

I Am Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl..!!!
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But Saala...
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Agar Wo Maan Gayi
To Kharcha Kaun Kare...

Dhadkan DiL Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri HaLat Hoti Hai Yaro,
Jab
GF ki sister se date karte samay girlfriend aa jati hai.....................funny love sms in hindi

A crazy lover boy say his GF
Ye mousam bana raha hai bahana
hamare pyar ko galat kahta zamana
aye mere sanam
mujhe lagata hai hame abhi saadi
kar ke padega HONEYMOON manana

Hame to bewafai ne luta wafa kaha dum tha
meri girlfriend chuti thi waha jaha money kam tha

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD

Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

•1 sher farmaya hai gaur kijiyega •
Bàhut udàas hai hàr saks tere jàne se,
Ho sàke to laut aao kisi bàhane se,
Aaj phir tumhe dhund rahi hai police
Q ki
"LOTA" gàyab hai police station ke paikhàne se.

Ladka: Sunder Sushil kanya ur sweet name plz?
Ladki: Kyun bataun? Me tumhai janti pahchanti nahi!
Ladka: Na batao mein konsa tumhai Apni New Audi carrr mein betha raha hun!
Ladki: Priya, Class 10th
Wo samne wali gali me Right hand pe 4th number Ghar mera hai 1/A,
Ghar mein 1 chota bhai mom dad hain, Tution timings 4 to 6,
Monday to Saturday Akele aati jaati hoon.

Boy: uncle mai ek ladki se pyar karta hu.
Uncle: toh uske baap ko coffee pilane leja aur shadi ki baat kar,
Boy: uncle, chaliye coffee pite hai...

~.~Yeh gazal aap ki Husnemallika ke pesh e khidmat hai!~.~

Ranjha ne Daphli bajai aur heer dor ke aai
majnu ne bansuri bajai aur laila bhag k aai
Dosto hum ne sirf seeti bajai aur woh zalim
bhai ko le aai............
love, ishq, romantic 2 line shayari for girlfriends

Why girls live longer than boys?
Scientific studies have proved that
"shopping"
never causes heart attacks, but,
"paying the "bills" does.

2 laki train me baate kaar rahe the
Ladki-1: Tujhe kaisa boyfriend chahiye?
Ladki-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Ladki-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Ladki-2: 50 lakh ke 2 boyfriend chaleñge.
Ladki-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Ladki-2: 25 lakh ke 4 boyfriend bhi chaleñga.
Upper birth pe soya hua smart boy bola:
Jab ye 10000 rupaye pe aaye to mujhe utha dena..!

Angry Husband sms-msgs to Father in law :
Ur Product not matching my Requirements.
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Father in Law :"Waranty Expired.
Manufacture not Responsble"

Teri Maa..
Tera Baap...
Teri Bahen...
Tera Bhai...
Tera Mama..
Tera Chacha..
Teri Aunti..
Tere Dost...se
Teri Sahali...se
Maine L O V E Ishq nhi kiya hai..
Sirf aur sifr tujhse kiya hai.
Kaan khol ke sunle.......Sunooooooo...............

Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.

Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm
Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
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Aj 50 Ka mobile recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub
Dukanae Bnd Hain…

Tum kya jano Gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano Gum kise kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

Tumse pyar karke main deewano mein shamil hua,
Pal pal teri yad mein jalkar parwano mein shamil hua,
Jis anjam ke hone se darta tha usi ka shikar hua,
Aakhir teri Barat mein barati bankar shamil hua.

Jiska Dil Tuta Ho, Use
"GENERAL KNOWLEDGE"
Ki Jarurat Kyu Nahi Hoti..??
Socho...!
Abb Ettna Bhi Mat Socho.. Kyuki Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya..!
Ab "G K" Kya Kare.

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

Mujhe To Express News Wali Ladki Se Dar Lagta h...
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DOSTO
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Keheti Hai
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Jo Sab Chupatay H,
wo Hum Dikhatay Hen,
Touba Touba Touba

Girl-call me shona.
Boy-shona
Girl-call me swt heart.
Boy-swt heart
Girl-call me janu
boy-janu
Girl- abbe gadhe ke bacche Phone kar Mere Mobile Par

Khuda Ki Kasam Mein Tumhari Nahi Hu,
Jhumti Hui Lehro Ka Kinara Nahi Hu,
Mere Aur Yun Muskura Kar Na Dekho,
Mein Shadi Shuda Hu Kunwari Nahi Hun

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