If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't
be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well.
Happy Valentine's day!

What do you say to your single friends on Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day! Coz Freedom also matter..

Bunty: Valentine's Day Pe Kis Ke Saath Bahar Ja Raha Hai?
Pappu: Umeed Ke Saath!

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
St. Valentine was imprisoned and tortured for Love Affair
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !...............funny valentines day sms

1 Dubli-Patli, marial-si ladki ne Valentine se pehle 1 Haryanvi Jatt ko "I LOVE YOU" kaha.
Jatt Bhai ne Proposal ka reply kuch Aise Kiya.. Chehrà b tera khaas koi na, Haddiyon pàr tere mààns koi na, Main pyar tujhse kyà khàk kàrunga, Teri to 14 FAB tàk jeene ki bhi Aas koi na!!

Funny Valentines Day Sms

A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's day, "I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".
Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it. Happy Valentine's day!

Valentine's day is for couples. Singles have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy themselves.
Anyway, happy Valentine's day!...............................funny valentines day sms for singles

I have been accepting applications from people wanting to be my Valentine.
Please avoid long queues at the 11th hour. Valentine's day will be here even before you realise it.
Happy Valentine's day!...............funny valentines day sms

Is Valentine's ko ya to vo meri aur sirf meri ya main...
.
.
Bajrang Dal ka. Band Baja Dunga....

ab ye aphavaah kisane phailaayi ki Valentines Day de ko
vrat rakhane par agale saal nayi premika girlfriend milegi.

Mai bhe valentine's day manuga.... Jis girl ne mujhe refuse kiya hai, uske maa baap ko Call karke uski "boyfriend ka Naam" batauga...

Santa to Banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo sidha teri bhabi k dil pe lage .
Banta: Goli mar de........................funny valentines day sms in hindi

Valentine's Day dilemma:
Jidhar Apna Crush Hai;
Saala, Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai!

Valentine Valentine Karte Rahe;
Valentine Ke Din Ko Tarstae Rahe;
Iss Mohabbat Ka Din Aakar Chala Geya;
Hum Har Saal Ki Tarah Haath Malte Rahe!

Choti si zindagi, lamba sa rasta
Mera bhi koi valentine ban jaye, Khuda ka wasta

Issued in Public Interest by Wives:
On this Valentine's Day, resolve to save nature.
Avoid roses, gift only diamonds.
Happy Valentine's Day!.......................funny valentine day sms in english

Ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samajh lijiye
valentine manana hai aur shiv sena se bachna hai

Dear Feb 14. . .
Ur only for Couples Lovers Gf-Bf..
So plz...
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Get lost FAST!!!

Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!

Aankhon me noor hai
Chehre pe suroor hai
Koi mange mera 'Number' to de dena
kyu ki

(".)/'
<) )
_/ /_

valentines krib or Meri Shaadi abi bhut door h..!! funny valentine msgs, valentine jokes for single

Ladki school me late aayi
Master - kaha gayi thi
Ladki - Sir, Valentine Day mana rhi thi
Master - ye Valentine day Angrejo ki den hai ise nahi manana chahiye
Intelligent Ladki - Computer, Telephone, Television, Train bhi to
angrejo ki den hai to usko app daily use kyo karte ho...

chod diye wo dhande
jink anjam the gande
pure 7 din nek kaam mai bitaunga
ab Valentine's Day k koi ladki nahi pataunga
(",")
/ : ~ ~ Hat jao
/""\ , , , , , , mandir ja rahe hai

Dosto Ranjha Chala Gya, Mahiwal Doob Gya, Majnu B Nhi Rha, Romeo B Mar Gya,
Ess Valentine's Day me Meri B Tabiyat Thik Nahi hai, Pata Nhi Ab in Ladkiyo ka kya hoga.. Sorry Sweet Girls

Dear Loyal customer,
Your kiss balance is very low. Please get somebody and recharge your balance
now. Your balance of 10 free kiss expire on 14th February, 2017!

15 August aur 26 January ko apane Whatsapp DP-Dispaly Photo me
tiranga lagaane vaale
himmat hai to Valentine's Day par apani
Girlfriend/premika
ka photo lagaaye.
Ese Group me jisme aapke Mummy-Papa bhi ho

Hum Karte Rahe Intezaar Wo Kisi
Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi, Hum Karte
Rahe Intezaar Wo Kisi Aur Ke
Saath Chali Gayi, Chalo Shukr Hai Bhai
Is Valentine Meri Jeb To Bach Gayi.

On this Valentine's Day 14 2018-
What is reason of More the 100 times more girlfriends and boyfriends celebrating Valentine's Day in comparison to previous year??
Ans is very simple- Internet, whatsapp, facebook connecting LOVE BIRDS
Jay Ho JIO Baba Ki.....

If you have a girlfriend then you celebrate and enjoy Valentine's Day Fullest and Highest.
If you have only wife then then you must celebrate "Mahavir Jayanti"
If you have NO Girlfriend and NO wife then you Should choose "Hanuman Jayanti"
If you have both, Girlfriend and wife then feel free and enjoy Fullest "Bajirao Mastani!"

The radius of "Wi-Fi" is Limited.....

But...... The radius of "Wife-Eye" is Unlimited.......
Have a safe Valentine Week.

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