1ladka dusre ladke se..
Tum ne meri gf ko propose kyo kiya.. ?
Ladke ne mast jawab dia:
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Jab tak ladki kunwari hai..
Na tumhari hai..
Na hamari hai..
Bas sarkari hai..
Santa biwi K sath train me safar kr raha tha
Raat ko biwi boli: Ye admi mere blouse me hath dal raha H
Santa:Tu fikar na kar yaar paise mere jeb me H.........hot hindi sms
Girl: kal mera birthday hai.
Boy: Advance happy birthday
Girl: Kya gift doge muje.
Boy:kya chahiye?
Girl: Ring
Boy: Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nahi he......
Ek bar ek natakhat ladka lalu ji se pu6ta hai
Natakhat ladka - lalu g osama ke 3 bibi se 25 bachcha hai or apke 1 bibi se
9 bachcha hai ap dono me koon a66a hai
lalu yadav- are ham a66a hu kyoki mera avrej a66a hai
Student's Life Whole Year :-
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Disco Deewane 'Aaa Haa'
Last 2 Days Before Xam :
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Shirdi Wale Sai Baba
Tere Dar Pe Aaya Hoon!
'Halkat Jawani part II'
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-
Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao ..?
Or Dadi boli -
Mere photo ko seene se yaar chipkaale saiyan FEVICOL se
1 Engineer mandir main
bol raha tha..
Hey Bhagwan..
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
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.....meri ek bhi nahi ???
Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.....hot hindi sms
Santa-o doctor !
kese nasbandi kiye ho hmari
Biwi firse maa banne wali h.
Dr.-hum nasbandi tohar kiye h
Poore town ki nhi.
1 Bed Pe 3 Sardar So Rhe The
Tino ko Jagah Kam Pad Rahi thi.
Ek Sardar Uthke Niche so Gaya,
To 2no Sardar BoLe
Wapas Aaja Ab Jaga Ho Gai.
Wife: "Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rhe Ho?
Maine Use 10 SaaL PehLay Shadi Se Inkar Kiya Tha
Aur AajTak Wo Pita H"
Husbnd:
"Wah
ITNA LAMBA JASHAN !
5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao?
China:"Mazak Mat Karo..
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Japan:"Namumkin
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Amrican:"Sawaal -Galat Hai..
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UK:"Net Par Nhi Hai..
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Indian:"Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all"JUGAAD".
Santa:-Kaam ke liye Bai rakh lete h?
Wife:-Nahi chahiye!
Santa:-Kyo?
Wife:-Tumhari aadat ko me janti hu, Me bhi to BAI bankar hi aayi thi
