Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.

Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.

Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
arr Vo ik aasman hai

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na. ........sms 2015

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…

Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,

Idiot,

stupid,

bakwaas

ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

Koi Mila Hume Chand Ki Chandni Ban Kar
Koi Mila Pariyo Ki Kahani Ban Kar
Par Jis Kisi Ko Palko Me Basaya Humne
Wo Nikal Gaya Aakh Se Pani Ban Kar…

Koi Rishta Naya Ya Purana Nahi Hota
Zindagi Ka Har Pal Suhana Nahi Hota
Juda Hona To Qismat Ki Baat Hai
Par Judai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nahi Hota…

Do Dilo Ki Dhadkano Mein Ek Saaz Hota Hai
Sab Ko Apni Apni Mohobbat Pe Naaz Hota Hai
Us Mein Se Har Ek Bewafa Nahi Hota
Us Ki Bewafai Ke Peeche Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai…

Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai
Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai
Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere
Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai..

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me
Yaad meri aye jab judai me
Mehsus karna tumhare karib hu me
Jab chahe dekh lena apni hi parchai me…

Dekho awaz dekar pass hume paogi..
Aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge..
Dur rehkar bhi tumpe nazar hai meri,
Hantho se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaogi…

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun

True sayings -

Hm gussa un pr hote h, jinpr hme yki hota h k wo hme mna lenge.

Or

Hm mnate usi ko h jise hm khona nhi chahte.

Beautiful Lines
Dedicated to My Good
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Zindgi Aisi Na Jiyo
Ke Log "FARIYAD" Karen,........sms 2015
Balki Aise Jiyo Ki Log
"FIR-YAAD" Kare.

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna,
Dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse nakarna.

EK Khoobsurt
sa "CHEHRA"
EK Sachchi
"MUSKAN"
EK Masoom sa
"DIL"
Har Gam se
"ANJAAN"
Dosto pe
"yakin"
OR
Apno Ki
"JAAN"
Yahi to h
"meri dosti" ki
pehchan

GIRL- Mat kar picha, 1 din royega,
Bahar college k tu Samosa ki dukan kholega..!!
BOY- Tu mat thukra mera pyar,
.
.
1 din pachtayegi usi dukan pe bartan manjti nazar aayegi..!

Tamaam Rashtriya Antarrashtriya Samasyao se bhi bari aaj Samasya ye H ki
rajai mein hawa kahan se ghus rahi H.