Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Kyu Kehte Firte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu? Banta-Maaf Karna Yaar, Muje Nahi Malum Tha Ki Yeh Baat Gupt Rakhni He

A Sardar used to go to college on his donkey...
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After few years he had to go alone because......
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Donkey passed the Graduation but sardar didnt.

wah Kya khoob Shayari hai ki.. Aage ki generation maa ke anchal ka sukh nahi le payegii Kyunki Jeans pehenne wali Maa Anchal Kaha se Layegi ..........ha ha ha ha ha

Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koi Teri sanso pe naam likh gaya koi Chalo waada raha tumse Bhool jana hume agar humse Ahcha dost tumhe mil gaya koi.

21st Century life.. Our phone: wireless..Cooking: fireless....Food: fatless...Dress: sleveless..Youth: jobless..Leaders: shameless...Government: baseless....Relations: meaningless...Attitude: careless...Feelings: heartless...Education:valueless...Future: directionless...But still our hopes- Endless...

Blackberries are like girls, they only work when u rub one little button. IPhones are like men, one touch anywhere and they respond.

Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya, mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya, hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me, aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

Loneliness teaches us everything in this world expect to forget the person who made us lonely..

khule jo lab to dua de aapke, har roz nai zindgi khuda de aapko, agar ek khusi ki arzoo karo aap, to khuda khusiyo ka jahan de aapko

Somethings are just not stoppable... they are bound to happen, and you cannot change them.. you have to accept it the way it is...

Ladkiya 70% mast hoti he 75% sweet hoti he 85% beatiful hoti he 90% Intelligent hoti he 100% Pyaari hoti he 70+75+85+90+100=? Kulmilakar 420

Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time? CHINA, That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE

Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai, Rahi zindagi to fir aaker milenge.. Ager mergaye to duwa karte rehna, Aansun bahane ki koshish na karna..

Why Boy holds Girl's hands wen walking in Markets.
Bcoz If dey leave their hand, dey will start purchasing.
it luks romantic but actually its economics!!!

Love knows not its own depth until the time of separation.

Zindagi Bhar Aapka Sath Na Chhod Payege :: Aap Samjhte Hai Hum Aapko Bhul Jayenge :: Har Koi Nahi Hota Hum Jaisa :: Yeh Aap Kisi Din Khud Jaan Jayenge::

Chiragon se agar andhera duur hota, toh chand ki chahat kise hoti. Kat sakti agar akele zindagi, to dosti / pyar / mohabbat naam ki cheez hi na hoti.

rone se kisiko paya nahi jata, KHONE SE KISIKO BHULAYA NAHI JATA, WAQT SABKO MILTA HE ZINDAGI BADALNE K LIYE

life was much simpler when "apple" and "blackberry" were just fruits

WORLD Ka Sabse LAMBA Aur PYARA English Word Hai "S M I L E S" Bcoz Pehle "S" Se Lekar Dusre "S" Tak Pahuchne me "MILES" Lag jate Hain Keep Smiling. Gud morning

Ek sunahre kal me har khusi apki ho, zindgi k safar me har manzil apki ho. Ek pal me hasa de jo sara jahan ko, khuda kare wo muskurati hui hasi apki ho.

Man: Q ro rahe ho..... Santa: mere murgi mar gaye Man: mere baap be mara mein nahi roya Santa: tera baap kya aanda deta tha:-)

worst enemy to a girl will be a girl, but d best frd to a boy will always be a girl

apne-apne hote hai baaki sub khwab aur sapne hote hai.

Teri nigaah se aisi sharab pi maine ki phir na hosh ka daava kiya kabhi maine woh aur honge jinhe maut aa gayi hogi nigaahen yaar se paayi hai zindagi maine

Boy's TOP 12 lies
1.I miss u.
2.I m single.
3.Mai pehli baar kisi ladki k liye itna serious hua hu.
4.I was tlkin 2ma cousin
5.Ur eyes..ahhh!
6.Yar wo ladki mere piche padi hui thi.
7.M nt lyk othr guys
8.Ur smile..wow!
9.U r d 1st n d last gal in ma lyf
10.i wil nevr make u cry
11.i can't live without u.i wil die!
12.N mst imp f all-I Luv U baby..
Send 2 all gurls 2 warn dem n send 2 all boys so dey can laugh coz dey knw its true. ;-)