latest bollywood jokes....
Ladko K Liye Film Bni,
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Numbr Aaya to,
"Ek Thi Daayan"

Ladki ki shaadi me uska puraana boyfriend bhi aaya tha
sabhi ne usse pucha: kya aap hi dulhe ho..
Boyfriend: nhai main to semi final mein out ho gya, final dekhne aaya hu.

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..
Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.............................santa banta comedy sms in hindi

Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein
Jaagte Hai.... Tanha Raato.... Ko..
Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ke
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Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aachi Chalti hai........................very funny latest jokes

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Khuda bhi ro padaa
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Jab girls ke Number se Bhari hui mobile Sim card kho gayi.

Santa ko 2crore ki Lotery nikli,
Loterywala-Apko Tax kat ke 1.75cr milega,
Snta-ye to Galat bat hai,
mujhe pure 2cr do,nahi to mere 100Rs wapas do.....................santa banta comedy sms in hindi

ZRin aur katRina - dono hi ek jaisi aur gaori kyon hain?
kyonki, donon ke naam men 'Rin' aataa hai na.
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'Rin' de chaukaane waali safedi.

Santa: Tumne Apne Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya
Banta: Wo Characterless Thi Shaadi Mujhse Ki
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Bachcha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi...................santa banta comedy sms

WARNING message 4 your good health:
Please don't eat
Chips
Pizzas
Burgers
Ice Creams
And Chocolates
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without me!......................newest jokes

jito: kal aap ne girlfrend ke saath film dekhi?
santa: kyaa kre, aaj-kal ki filmen biwi bechho ya privaar ke saath dekhne layk hi kha hain?

1 baar Santa kahi Ja Raha tha
Ki 1 Diwar Pr Padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"
Santa Ko bohat bohat Gussa Aya,
Usne Mitakr Likh Diya-
"Likhne wala Gadha"

Banta: ladki aur sms men kaya samanta hai?
Santa: jab tak
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opr se niche tak dekh n lo, chain hi nahi ata........................santa banta comedy sms in hindi

Har Pal
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Har Waqt
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Har Din
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Har Lamha
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Har Aahat
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Har Ehsaas
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Aur Dil ki
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Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai
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"BaaP re BaaP KYa Garmi h..................very funny latest jokes

Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko
Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo
Tum ?
Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai
Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo...............newest jokes

Girl : mummy sir kitne handsome h na..
Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye…
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Girl : mummy tum b na…. hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho.

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe Aapki TASVIR bana dali aur
Hum pass ho gaye, kaise?
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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha, aur CARTOON banana tha:

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