A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"
Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?".........................mobile sms collection

If people drink alcohol it means they are alcoholic.. . .. So.. . .

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I drink fanta it means i am fantastic.....right ???........................sms collection for mobile

HOSPITAL ATTENDENCE:
LANGDA
present sir,
KANA
present sir
ANDHA
present sir,
MENTAL
MENTAL
beta sms baad me pad liyo teri absent lag jayegi.

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair &Lovely Hai Na.

Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tuj pe bs chad Jaye 2 kya hoga!!
Circuit: bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi.

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...

Din raat msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon...

Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he..............................sms collection for mobile

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….