Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi......................funny love shayari in hindi

Thokar khakr gungunana hi zindagi h
gum pi kr muskurana hi zindagi h
1ladki agar dhoka de to sub kuch bhul kr
dusri ko patana hi zindagi h.......................funny love shayari

Wo Kehte H Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai..
Yeh Sunte Hi Hum Uski gaal Pe
"chataa" Mar K Bhag Aaye!
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_/ /_ Thik Kiya Na.!

Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam
apne haath par likha
Aur
5min baad jor jor se rone laga,
Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho?
Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.

Mehangai ki maar -
Girl :- aap mujhe lift denge to mai apko ek Kiss dungi
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Boy :- jahan chaho waha chor dunga,
kiss wiss rehne do, bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena didi........

Boy:- I Love U.
Girl:- Tumne Mujhme Aisa Kya Dekha
Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya..?
Boy:- Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh
Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.

Baap : Sharab, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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pappu : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Dur Bhaage
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Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa.................very funny love sms in hindi

Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire, . .
Khushiyo ke samundar mein

Teacher :- Akbar kon tha ??
Student :- Pta Nhi Sir.
Teacher :- Padhai Ki Traf Dhyan Do, Pata Chalega.....
Student :- Aap Bataiye Rajeev Kon Hai ??
Teacher -: Pta Nhi.
Student: Apni Ladki Ki Traf Dhyan Dijiye, Pta Chalegaa..........funny love jokes in hindi

Larka Larki park me bethe 1 hi cup me ice cream kha rhe the ankho me ankhe dal k
Girl shrma k=Ap itne ghor se kya dekh rhe ho
Boy: thori thori kha BHOOKI

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek
gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne
bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya
bhabhi ji.”..........................funny love jokes in hindi

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat
ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye
kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne
socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne
kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha
“Murgha No.5? Calling”.

Hands Up
Main Love officer ho
U R Undar Arrest
Q k jitne pyare aap ho
Itna pyara hona Qanuni jurm hy
Is liye aap ko mere
“Dil”
me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai
Pata nahi aisa sms log mujhe hi Q send krte hen
aisi kya bat hai muj me?
I am so sweet na

Girl to teacher: ye pyar kya hota hai?
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Teacher: jab tum badi ho
kar achi bachi banogi to
tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: agar achi na bani to?
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Teacher: to bohat saray milenge...................very funny love sms in hindi

Girl To customer care:" Mujhe 1 sms 40 logo ko bhejna hai to kaise bheju ??
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Customer Care: sms kya hai??
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Girl: Hi janu, I have no balance, plz 100 ka rechrge karva do.

Arz he...cycle aisi
chalao jiska pahiya na ho
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Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho.
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Aur ladki aisi patao jiska bhaiya na ho..

Ishq me ye anjaam paya h,
hath peirr tute muh se khuun aaya h,
hospital pahucha to narso ne farmaya h,
''baharo phuul barsao mera mehbub aaya hai''..................very funny love jokes in hindi

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut
sochne k baad, ab kisiko
dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k
baad, dunia chod denge tmhe
pane k baad, khuda maff kre
itna jhoot bolne ke baad.

Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar
Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar
Kha Gyi Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Kar
1 Aasu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafaa Ne,
Use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu Pani Samjh Kr...

Jab koi itna khas ban jaye
Uske bare me sochna ehsas ban jaye
To mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas ban jaye.

Wo gali se guzar rahi thi,
Mai ne us k qadmon k nishan
choom liye,
Wo hamaray ghar ai or boli,

Chachi !Tohar chhora mitti khaat hai

(‘,’) LO KAR
/)(\ LO BAAT
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Itna pyara kaise hans lete ho,
itna haseen kaise muskura lete ho,
itna mitha kaise boll lete ho,
kisi se sikha he kya?
Ya bachpan se he pagal ho.

Mohabbat mein humne yeh anzaam paya hai
haddi pasali toot gayi hai, khoon bhi aaya hai
dosto ne pahuchaya jab hostpital mein
toh nurse ne yeh farmaya hai
bahaaro phul barsaao kisikaa mehboob aaya hai

Zindagi me teri khushi kabhi kam na ho,
aankho me teri kabhi gam na ho,
rab kare aapko mile ek aisi beautiful girl,
jiska wajan 100 kilo se kam na ho.

Aaj-Dear
Kal-yaar
Parso-pyar
Fir-ikrar
Fir-intezar
Fir-takrar
Fir-Darar
,
Sari Mehnat Bekar vo kisi or k sath farar.
Isliye Dosti Best hai mere yaar.
very funny love jokes in hindi

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2nd time ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
ginti phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

Tohar funny love sms jab awat H
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat H
Badan ma gudgudi howat H
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat H