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HELLOO- Special Raksha Bandhan announcement for girls only!!!!
'Kripya dhyan de'
Mujhe bhai maanane wali sabhi ladkiyo ko
Raksha bandhan ki shubhkamnaye
Aur
Nhi maanane wali ladkiya mujhe Valentine day par sms kar sakti H

funny rakhi sms for friends

Boy & GirL Bus Stop Pe Khade The
Boy-yE RisHta Kya kEhLata h?
GirL-Pavitra RisHta
Boy-Is Pyar kO Kya NaaM Du?
GirL-Ek HaZaRo mE mEri BEhNa h.

मकान मालिक :- पूरे साल तेरी बहुत बहने आई हैं,
अगर रक्षाबंधन के दिन नहीं आई तो बेटा कमरा ख़ाली
कर देना...
makaan maalik :- poore saal teri bahut bahane aai hain,
agar rakshaa bandhan ke din nahin aai to beta kamara khaali kar dena...

Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Pyaar k badle Fatkaar Mile to
.
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana

Har ladki tere liye bekarar H
Har ladki ko tera intzar H
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
bus kuch din baad…..



“RAAKHI” ka tyohaar H

!|!|! share fun and joy with friends and girlfriend sending funny Raksha bandhan Jokes 2021!|!|! HaPPy RakshA BandhaN !|!|!

Makaan Maalik ki Chetaavani(warning)...beta poore saal to
teri bahut bahane aati hai, agar Raksha Bandhan par ek bhi
bahan nahin aaya to makaan khaali kar dana.

Uska husn gaya kaleja cheer,
Nayano se barbas chhuta ek teer ===>
Vo muskraai :), paas aai boli,
Rakhi Bandh waale mere veer.

rakhi jokes

:: Raksha Bandhan Jokes ::
Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Chok Pr Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai,
Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge AaP,
Har Ladki K Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai…

Happy rakhi.

:: Funny rakhi sms 2021::

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 15 August 2021 ko mobile Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo rakhi sms kar skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life?

Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell
se SMS kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

Rakshi is 1 of the the sacred festival in India. Festival of brotherhood celebrated on the full-moon day known as the Shravan Poornima. On this very special day brothers and sisters convey the strong bond of affection between each other. Sisters tie Rakhi to their brothers on the occasion and brothers give gifts to their sisters.

:: Very funny rakhi sms ::

Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme...
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai..
Janhit mai jari .........guys be careful with girls.......

:: Funny rakhi sms ::

Rakhi Ka Tyohar Tha, Rakhi Bandhwane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli,
Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho
aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti
hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh
vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana
sakti hai…Janhit mai jaari!!!

Bhaiyo apni kalai bachake rakho. Kyo ki ladkiyo ko
breakup ka naya tyohar rakhi jo mil gaya hai.

Na mom ki maar se Na dad k atyachar se Na dosto ki fatkar se Na ldki k inkar se Na chaplo ki bochar se ldke drte h to bas "RAKHI" k tyohar se..

guys free advice rakhi waley din offline hi reho kahi dusey din pata chaley tumhari family list main 1 more sister add ho gayi ..baki app ko choice...

Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.

Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai.

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. ................funny rakhi sms

Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhibandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.............rakhi sms

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. ................funny rakhi sms

Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
***
Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
***
Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
***
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha
***
Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
***
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!......new funny rakhi sms 2021

Happy Rakhsha Bandhan...
Apni Behen Ko Itna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Dusro Ki Behen Ko Karte Ho

Boy-Happy Valentine day!
Girl - Do you know I am from Rohtak?
Boy- Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi!

Pati- Mai kahta tha na hamara ladka ladkiyo ko chhedta hai
Patni- App ko kese pata Jee?
Pati- Rakhi ke din dekho sar se paon tak Rakhiya bandhe hai eske....rakhi jokes in hindi