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Desh ke kai ilaake me musladhar barish
Park me kuch ladke ladki rim ghim barish ka majaa le rahe aur tabhi tej barish ki wajah se

Ladkiyo ke make up dhulne se 10 ladke behosh 5 coma me...

Best Funny Sms Jokes Memes for Whatsapp

Wife- mere humdum mere dost,
Aaj tumhari Gf night stay karne aaa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer &
Fresh fruit salad banake rakha h
Room freshner side table par h
Nahanay ka soap or towel bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko leker papa k yaha jaa rahi hoon,
Kal sham tak aajaungi,
Isko kahate hai
Ek husband ke haseen sapne!!!

Friend: What is marriage?
Pappu: to allow some1 4 contract killing by himself

Chiku: Wat is d difference between Welding and Wedding?
Piku: Not much Bro, both are firm joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever,
whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks N Shock forever!

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 1 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

Best love whatsapp status

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ?
Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (Sardar se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ?
Sardar: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.

Pappu road par chal raha tha achanak jhukar kar road se kuch uthaya.....
aur jor se chillaya.....kamine kahi ke poti bhi ese karte hai jese samosa rakha ho

1 ladke Ne Red Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya
Ladka : Mujhe Ek bag Mila Hai,
Jisme 30000 Cash.
Samsung Galaxy S7
1 Credit Card Aur
1 Girl Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.
RJ: Wah... Aap Kitne Honest Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???
ladka : Nahi!!Nahi!!
Main Chahta Hu Ki Us Anjani ladki Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Gaana Didicate karna chahta hu..

Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.
Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do. Agar dil na lage kahin to.
aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..
Limited Offer Till "Diwali 2020".

Is ur life boring?
Type "I LOVE" ur lover name
N send it to all ur relatives
Try it..
ek dum hungama mach jaaega aapki life mein

DAD:son y did u get punished?
SON:my sir askd me wt is 3x2,
so i said 6.
Den he askd wt is 2x3...
DAD:u asshole,wts d Fuckin diff?

Teacher: Dashmalav kise kahate hain?
Pappu: Dashmi(10Th) mein hue luv(Love) ko dashmalav kahate hain.
Teacher: ne Pappu ko bahut dhoya.

3 CLASSIC WAYS 2 FLIRT
1)Do u hv a map of ur eyes actualy m lost in it
2)Do u hv a bandage?I fell in love wen i saw u
3)R u tird?u wr roamng in my mind all day

Do u knw FULL FORM of "DAIRYMILK" ?
"Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Imediately 4 a Long Kiss.
"Thats" why boys alwys offr DAIRYMILK to gals..

Love affairs: Something like cricket,
where one-day Internationals are more popular than a five-day test

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte the
kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur
hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

Mubark ho Sab Se kam SMS Krne Pr
Milta Hai 180 cc
Ka
Gadha
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Enjoy Drive
Good morning

What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA"

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Just 4 my cute friends only
Why Do Popcorn Jump When It Is In The Stove?
Why?
Why?
Very curiors na........
You Sit On The Stove And Then See Why It Will Jump

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Mallaya chahe London me bse ya Jhumri Tilaiya me mughe koi matlab nahi
bas wo appna mast mast H0T Kingfisher wala Calendar nikalna band naa kare

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga....
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun..

Log pata Nhi Kaise propose kar dete Hain
Mujhe To Pani-Puri Khane K Bad,
Papdi Mangne Me Bhi Sharam Aa Jati Hai.......propose jokes

Aajkal Ke ladko Ko Kya Pata Struggle Kya Hai ??
Hum Ne Wo Time Bhi Dekha Hai Jab.
Mobile Me "S" Type Karne K Liye..
"7" K Button Ko 4 Baar Dabana Padta Thaa

Girlfriend bnane ke baad he
athiktar logo ka pata chalta hai ki
100 rupye se uper ki vi chocolate aati hai

Husband driving Car At Very High Speed:
Dekhi Meri Speed darling??
&
Achanak Car Band Ho Gai..
Biwi Hasne Lagi
Husbnd: Kya Huaa??
Biwi: Kuchh Nahi, Kal Rat Ki Yad Aagai..

2 Larkiyon Ko 5 Saal Ki Saza Mili.
Dono 1 Hi Room Mai 5 Saal Guzarnay Ke Bad
Jab Ghar Janay Lagii To...
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1 Larki Boli.
Chal Thikk Hai Baakii Baten Mobile Per Kartey Hain.

Ek Angrej hindi sikhne ke liye Pakistan aaya
30 din yahi raha,
finally usne 2 baate sikhi:"
1. Bigli aa gayi.
2. phir chali gayi...

3 boys proposed a girl
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan bhi kurbaan kaar sakta hu
Girl: Wo to sab ladke kehte hain
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
Girl: very old dialogue h
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 2 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga aur har Months tumhara mobile recharge karuga
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Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.

prank on friends

Agar mohalle ki sabse Khubsurat ladki...
Mohalle ke ladko ka cricket dekh rahe ho to
Dono team ke ladke ese khelte hai, jee jaan lga dete hai
jese India aur Pakistan ka cricket match ho raha ho...

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