A boy gives a LOTUS to a girl to impress her
the girl slaps the boy.
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boy ask why
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girl- you give me bjp symbol
so i give u congress symbol

Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2004 to the electorate:
Congress ka Haath; Aam Aadmi ke Saath!

Naukri chhorkar Engineer bahut Khatarnak ho jata hai
eske do udaharan hai ek to kajriwal or dusra rampal.....

es ko Dhyan Se Dekho......

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HAATH kaat Diye congress ko vote diya tha .......samjhe.......................indian political jokes

Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain.........................indian political humor

Height of Blackmail:
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A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,
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I will Vote for Congress again
and next time
make you to sit near me..........................indian political jokes

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition

Boy-Do u Love Me.?
Girl-hmmm!!
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Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa..
PlZ Don't Behave Like Congress................................ funny jokes on indian politics

Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
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Tabhi to Congress Janlok pal bill nahi la rahe hai!!

Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!

Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!

Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team : Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.

1 gaon me Rahul ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!

Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia - Kyun beta?
Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai...........................indian political jokes

Thought of the day
“we should be proud of the fact that we are much more educated than our
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“politicians”

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Unfortunately, most of the politicians in India don't need festivals like Holi to change their colors.
For others, have a colourful Holi!

PM ji bole BJP 'sasti rajneeti' kar rahe hai . BJP - Congress ka mehangai par ekaadhikar ho gaya to hum kaya kare!...............latest political jokes

Shajiya elmi ki halat..... us girlfriend ki tarah hoo gaye H
jisne apne boyfriend ko esliye chhora ki wo berojgaar H
aur 2 mhine baad wahe boyfriend IAS topper ho jata H

Toyota innova has more seats than B J P
Now the whole opposition in delhi can travel in NANo car