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Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 I’ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.

u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,
I'll never get enough of u.

If you R ever in doubt as 2 whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

Why do we close our eyes whe we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because D best things in life R unseen

I wan"t to kiss ur lips
I wan"t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste.........

Proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment .

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly"
and when u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i”ll kiss ur lips without fear. u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes And Never Look Away
I Want You To Hold Me In Your Arms And Tell Me It’s Okay
I Want To Kiss With A Passion That Only We Can Share
And When It All Falls Down I Want You To Be There

Kiss is a bootcamp,of doing something sweet and tasted,that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation untill generation

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss


Kiss is Heat, But its very sweet,
When Two Leapt meet. Love is Complete.

In view of GEOMETRY Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips!
ECONOMICS Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always
higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS: Kiss is the process of charging a human body!
COMPUTER: Kiss is jst like a BLUETOOTH,In vich 2 bodies
are connectd widout any DATA CABLE.

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