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Clas Rooms R Lik Train
1st 2 Benchs R Exe Coaches
Reservd 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Comprtmnt
N Last 2 R Sleepr Class.

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Sorry Yaar lagta hai ye "Exam Wishes SMS" app ke paas galti se aap ke pass pahuch gaya hai

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega.
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega.

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo.
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Oye its 4 U study well, best of luck for upcoming exams

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20.
Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exam

Paper Se Pehle Ki

Hey! Bhagwan !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Padhunga ...

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...

not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.

but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best, best of luck for exams

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"

University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor padhai pr Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade aata.

To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.

Today's Students Thinking
Thousands Of Yesterdays R Gone..
Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..
Bt Still A Hope Is Alive..
Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

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A Good luck message!
All the best, best of luck for exams

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