funniest jokes about when a girl refuses a boy proposal
India is the second most populated country in the world
because some hero will fight until the last breath.
What will happen if exit poll of exam is also published like election by Education Boards
Train ticket examiner(TTE) caught a lady with wrong tickets and
TTE shocked by her answer. Jokes must share with with girlfriend to make her laugh
Im a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote
that..
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Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care..
Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future.......................funniest
hindi jokes in english
January → Born The Funniest
February → Born The Craziest
March → Born The Cutest
April → Born The Sweetest
May → Born The Kindest
June → Born The Most Serious
July → Born The Most Beautiful OR Handsome
August → Born The Sexiest
September → Born The Most Romantic
October → Born The Perfectionist
November → Born The Nicest
December → Born The Perfect Lover
Which Month You Where Born?
WhatsApp killed sms/msgs!
YouTube killed DVD!
Skype killed ISD calls!
Amazon killed real life shopping and Facebook killed LIFE........................funniest
hindi jokes in english
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Intention" kitna bhi achchha ho...,duniya "presentation"
dekhti hai.
Aur..
"Presentation" kitna bhi achchha ho, uparwala "intention"
dekhta hai.
All my life I thought air was free
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until I bought a packet of 'Lays'
1 medical student ne apni classmet ko, khoon se love-letter
likh kar diya..........
aur kaha :- mujhe iska jawab jaroor dena
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Ladki :- tumhara blood group B hai & calcium ki kami hai..............doctor
jokes
Agar koi ladki ghar me bhi make-up laga kar ghume to
samjho...
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Ki
Uska mobile phone 4G hai.........very funny jokes on girls
Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha
tha ....
Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - .
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Boy-- I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
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mai bhi kitna sundar hota..............marriage jokes
Then: Gharwali, Baharwali
Now: Twitterwali, Facebookwali.
In relationship; never break the heart ! Break the Bed!...........................relationship jokes
Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..
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Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...
Engineer's Girlfriend :
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Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna...............girlfriend boyfriend
jokes
Most Deadly Combination Ever !
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Internet Explorer + BSNL Internet + IRCTC + female user
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua..
Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
Tragedies with boys' life:
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01. Good girls r not good looking
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02. Good looking girls r not good girls
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03. Good looking & good girls r not single
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04. Good looking, good & single girls have strong brothers
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05. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her
brother....................funniest hindi jokes for facebook
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Santa: Doctor sahab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Santa: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !
A boy went to a Baba:" Baba meri GF 12 Ghante se
Khamosh hai..
Baba with an awesome reply
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Mere pass Kyun aaye ho, LIMCA book of Records k paas jaao beta.
Me : bhaiya samose ache nahi bane aaj,, Kal wale ache the.
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Shop owner - kya baat kar rahe ho bhaiya,,, ye Kal wale hi toh hai.
Sabse jyada gussa kab aata hai..???
Jab aapka teacher bole ki mai kal class test lunga aur next day jab wo test
lena bhool jaye,
Aur class ka koi baccha bol de..
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Sir ! Aaj test nahi loge kya..???
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga.......
Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane
deta hai...................funniest hindi jokes ever
Maine darwaza khola to uski ankho me ansu, chehre par
hansi thi,
Sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi,
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Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi
Dear Weather,
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Don't Be Soo Romantic I Am Still Single
Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne
me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai..
Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena..
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Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai......................funniest
hindi jokes santa banta
Ek ladka Dusre Se- Yeh Sukh, Shanti or Sukunkya hota
hai ??
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Dusra ladka:- Pata Nahi Bhai, Mein bhi engineer hu..............engineering
jokes
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Wah!
Wah!!
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya
Pappu college ki ladki se bola : I love you Ab tum mujhe
bolo
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Girl : Mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu
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Pappu :"Pagli sir ko mat bol
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Unki shaadi ho gai hai
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan
main spoon firane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "FOOL".....................funniest hindi jokes santa banta
Insaan apne aap ko sabse jyada INSECURE kab feel karta
hai.. ??
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Jab vo kisi aise toilet me baitha ho jisme KUNDI na ho.
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
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Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai
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Pappu ka garam hua khoon
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Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
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COMING SOON
Achha Ek Bat Batao,
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GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?
*
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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai
.
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!.....
Dear boys larkion ke chakkar me mat parna
.
Dosto
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Kyun ki
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Ye aati hain heer ki tarha
ye aati hain heer ki tarha
lagti hain kheer ki tarha
lagti hain kheer ki tarha
chubhti hain teer ki tarha
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Or end me
or end me
halat kar deti hain fakeer ki tarha.
Strange but true..
Duniya me har insaan ka alag naam hai..
Magar bheed me jab hum aawaz lagate hai..
"abe kaminey" kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai..
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata........................funniest hindi jokes
santa banta
Ek ladka school der se jata hai
Principal :"Late kyo hue ???
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na!!
Pehele ghar mei bhai-behen k bich jhagda hota tha iss
bat pe
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Ki Pehele newspaper kaun padhega
.
Ar ab jhagda hota hai iss bat mein
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K pehele facebook profile kaun kholega :p :p
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Rishta wohi soch nayi
Gaur farmaaiye
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Unhone Arz Kiya-
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge??
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?
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kisine kaha-"Aap shayari to shuru kijiye,
itne milenge ki aap gin nahi payenge".....................very very funny
sms
Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..
saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.......................funniest hindi jokes
santa banta
Boy :"Mein tumse bahut pyar krta hu
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar
Boy :"Q ?
Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi
Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai bs
tu pat ja............sweet funny sms for girlfriend