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Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi.

Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,

pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h

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Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...

Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.

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Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai,
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai,
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai...-

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Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

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,@,
@@@
((;;;;;;))
\;;!;; /
\ Y. /
\. /
\/
ice-cream only for u.
zyada mat muskurao..
Agar himmat hai to kha ke dikhao.

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Principl-:Late Q hue?
boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya?
boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir,
par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na...;

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Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki
Chappal.?

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Saas ki demand-
Ladki khubsurat ho,
Ameer ho,
Padhi likhi ho,
Kam umar ho,
Ghar k kam kaj me mahir ho.
Ladki ki demand
Simple- saas photo me ho..

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Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale...

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Boy: I luv U Tum Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Ldki Ho

Gal: Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bi Zyada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi He
Boy Mud K Piche Dkhta H Par Waha Koi Nai Tha
Girl: Agr Tum Such Me Mujhse Pyar Krte To Kbhi Piche Na Dkhte
I hate u

MORAL:
Moral Woral Kuch Ni Bas Ldki Zara Tez Nikli
Par Msg Abi Baki H mere dost.
Boy: Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marzi
Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Mai Kisko Dunga
Girl: LO.!! Ab M Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nh Kar Sakti..

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Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

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AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
AaP JITNa RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTA

PaR

PaR
EK din 'DATE' PE CHALE JAO
SALA PURA KHaANDaAN DEKH LETA HAI.:-