Very very romantic Santa Style-
Police: tune papita bechne wali ko bahut kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
Pappi-te le lo...
Pappi-te le lo..
Pappi-te le lo...
Pappi-te le lo..
Pappu aur Gappu sharaab ke nashe mein dhutt hokar
Rail ki patariyon ke beechon-beech ja rahe the.....
Pappu: he bhagvaan, mainne Life me itani seedhiyaan pahale kabhi nahin chadheen
Gappu: are seedhiyaan to theek hain, main to is baat ko lekar hairaan hoon ki
haath se pakadane ke lie Railing kitane niche lagi hui hain
bijli ka bill dekhkar Yuvak hua behosh, bijli ka Jhatka dene par hi aaya hosh
Very very funny Hindi sms
Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par hoti buht SWEET hai
Fwd 2 All Jaleebes bole to cute sweet girlfriends
Very Very Funny Hindi sms
Bol Na Aunty Aau Kya- gaane se mahilaen bhadkeen,
kaha 30 saal ki umr mein koi Aunty bulaata hai kya?
Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya
Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya
ke jab potty karne baitha, to pant kholna bhul gaya
1 Biggest Confusion hai...
Daru Banane wala Karje mein hai.
Daru Banane ke liye Karj denewale karje mein hai.
Aur Daru Pine wale bhi karje mein hai...
Ettna saara Rupaya Gya kaha?
Pregnancy me aapki Wife ka yeh khas dhyan rakhe....
Wo jyada Traveling na karein...
Modi ho sakta hai....
Wo jyada Bewakufiyan na karein....
Rahul ho sakta hai.....
Aur agar unko 1 hafte se jyada khasi rahi to Sawdhaan....
Kejriwal bhi ho sakta hai....
Symptoms dikhne par Doctor ki advice jaroor le.....
Janhit me jari.....
Very very funny Hindi sms
"Extreme Height of Laziness"
Theif 1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I'm so tired.we can see it in the news.
Forbes ne kaha- bhaarat mein School vaale lete hain sabase jyaada ghoos, sunkar Traffic havaladaar bhadake
Funny messages for Friends
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena.
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge
hahahaha.
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Kitna bhi door jao humse chup na paoge. Zindagi ke har mod pe hume hi paoge.
Chahe kitne bhi msg delete karo. Subah inbox me fir hume hi paoge.
kal net ka paik khatam hua to pata chala.
ghar mein do din se phua aaee huee hai.
best funny sms in Hindi 2024
In class a student update on facebook
I M Online
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1st Cool comment from
School Teacher- beta Math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr Tag karu....
funny sms for mobile
Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi...
funny sms for mobile
Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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isliye maine nahi bheja..
I really care for u....;-)
Class mein Teacher ne bachcho ko samajhaate hue bola, bachcho,
garibon se hamesha pyaar se pesh aana chaahie.
Bachcha ek dam se bola: achchha, ab samajha.
Teacher: kya?
Bachcha : Tabhi Papa naukaraani ko gale lagaate hai,
Mummy Doodhvaale ko aur Deedi Driver ko.
Bihar Liquor Ban funny sms must read- Nitish Jee ne ab raajy se baahar base bihaariyon par dhaava bolate hue kaha
hai ki “main bihaariyon ko duniya mein kahin bhi nahin peene doonga!”
unaka kahana hai ki sharaab(Wine) bandi(Ban) ka poora faayada nahin ho raha
hai kyonki log doosare raajyon mein jaakar abhi bhi pi rahe hain aur raajy
ka naam badanaam kar rahe hain. Bhadki Janta...
:: funny sms for mobile ::
1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket
se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .
Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai.....
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?
Kaya aap girlfriend se ghoot bolna chor diya
Funny messages for Friends
Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai
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Ask Y ?
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Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.
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'BAWAAL' bhi Zaruri hai.
Funny messages for Friends
Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said,
But
Lying increases ur memory power!
QUESTION
Sharam kya hai"
ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mere mobile
inbox kabhi khali na rahe...
Very very funny Hindi sms
Girl: Accha chalo hide seek khelte hai,
Agr dhund liya to hum shopping chalenge.
Boy: Agr nai dhunda to
Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi.
Girl boy funny sms-
Boy 2 Girl Tum Sabhi boys Ko Brother Kyu Bolti Ho?
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi H
Boy: Tera husbnad Bhi Toh Nahi Hai.
Girl gusse me-**Slapped**
Girlfriend to boyfriend going 2 school-
kaha h copy kaha hai pen
BF- jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast mast do nain
Mere dil ka le gye chain
Ladki: Tum Kya JOB Karte ho?
Ladka : Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Ladki : College?
Ladka : ‘IIN’, Mobile Recharge Ki Shop Hai Apni!
Lovely Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
Boy: Shocked.. Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
1 boy evry day wait outside D IT park
N look at cute girl.
1 day he dare to talk her.
Boy: Xuse me !!
Girl: Xuse me 4 wat, why u stare daily.
if U lov me its just waste of time dear.
coz I have already a BF.
Ladka: Didi Tumhari company me vacancies ho to plz reference de na.
Very very flirty words said by a gorgeous girl-
S O R R Y Dude...
My mobile was on vibration!
Uski wajah se “bhukamp” aa raha tha..!!
Mobile Settings changed now.
Sorry 4 D inconvenience caused.
Aaj kal Ishq ki taakat to dekho....
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Band car ko b hila deti h..
Pati apne ghar ki bijli sahi kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Bittu ki mummy sunti ho..
Patni: Kya hai jee
Pati: Zara idhar toh aao
W: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
H: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
W: Lo pakad liya
H: Kuch hua?
W: Nahi toh..
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H: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein H
20 top and fresh funny sms that really amuse you N make
U laugh more......
3 Toppers of:
1 boy of Cambridge
1 boy of OXFORD
1 boy of TEXAS
&
Pappu from IIN
1 Q-
Wat is Fastest thing in d World?
Student of HARVARD: Light
Student of OXFORD: Thought
Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye
Pappu of IIN: Loose Motion!
coz
Last day I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It just happened.....
Cute Girl changed Facebook status:" Feeling Awesome"
1 Boy commented: Game ON...
2 Boy commented: Play safe..
3 Boy commented: hum bhi khre hai rahoo me..
Suhagrat ko kamre ki light off thi
Ladki dulhe ki wait kar rahi thi...
Ladka darwaja khol ke kamre mein aya
Aur jaldi mein ladki se bola
Ladka: jaldi se apne kapde utaro
Ladki ne kapde utar liye aur khub bhadiya tarike
Se dono ne love kiya
Love ke baad ladka bola: ab jaldi se kapde pahan lo
Ladki: kyu?, kya hua
Ladka: dulha aane wala H
Teacher: Batao ‘Pyaar’ kyu aacha hai ‘War’
se
Students: Kyuki ‘C0nd0m’ sasta hai ‘talwar’ se.
Wht is Fastest Race?
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wen u r trying 2
finish off the Paani Poori be4 d
Paani Poori boy puts d next 1 into d plate!
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!mast ladka
ladki fresh jokes 2024
Girl ATM pe Bittu se..
Girl: mujhe apna balance check karna H..
Aap meri help kar do plz..
Bittu use ek zor ki laat marta hai
aur ladki gir jati hai.
Pappu: tera balance to Zero H yaar.............Bank atm fresh new jokes 2024
Its MONSOON &
I’m sure
U must be feeling Romantic
U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs..
Splash Water..
Well,
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Every FROG feels the same..
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Car ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
Bhagwan KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Onely tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
BP-sugar..
High papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Fun with Friends
No Papa
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!
Pyaar aur “11:59pm” mein kya phark hai?
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Confused ????
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Simple! donon ke baad 12 bajte hai,
-
aur din badal jaate hai.......
Suhagraat ke samay dulha dulhan se bolta hai
dulha-Aaj se tum hi meri puja ho. aarati ho, archna ho...
Dulhan sarmate hue- Aaj se app mere liye
Rahul,Rajiv, Anand, Aakas, Prakash ho...
Dulha behos..............Suhagraat jokes
Bittu 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha..
Upar se 1 aurat boli – Dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai…
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Bittu bola-Thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega….!
Dilemma of young boys romantic life:
Good girls have no good face N figure
Pretty N Cute Girls are not single
Single pretty girls have mighty bothers
Single pretty girls have no mighty bothers will treat u as brother.
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Mehbooba k aaghosh me aakar
Aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir.
phir kya?
Uske kamine bhai ne dekh liya
aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya....
Girl-janu hum kaab tak ese chup chuppa ke milte rahege
Boy-Jaab tak tere papa nahi maan jate
Girl-kyo nahi tum mere papa se kuch alag
andaaz me baat kaarke raaji kaar loo
Lover boy girl ke ghar jata hai
Papa-kaya kaam hai?
Boy-Joshile Andaaz me bola-
Kutta marta hddi pe
Bhukha marta roti pe
yu to teri do beti hai
par me marta chhoti pe
Bechha school ka admission form fill karte hue appne papa Santa
poocha- Papa mother Tongue me kaya likhu
Santa-Likh beta very long and out of control
One of the best way fascinating girl is good humor.
Ask any girl/woman what she seek in a boys/man she must say-
A person who can make me laugh louder is generally one of the first things
she says. Girls attract more toward funny guy. Good humour and laughter are
spice of relationship and friendship. Entertain your girlfriend over the phone
through very very funny sms. Attract cute girls through very very funny sms.
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is bored
Aaj fir aapka sms nahi aaya,
Fir tamanna ka ful murzaya,
Na jane kin galio me kho gaye aap,
Me to police station se pagal khane tak dhund aaya
Zara gaaur se padiyega………
Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai,
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai,
Samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai..
Mujy ijaat say DAFNA dana
Martay waqat ik ghont thump Up pila dana
Main Taj-Mehal ni mangta Yaro
Bus meri Qaber per…….
1 GIRLS HOSTEL BANA DENA
Teri lovely lovely surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
TT to Nikhattu in train:Ticket dikao.
Nikhattu :Ye lo.
TC:Ye to purani ticket hai.
Nikhattu :To train kya abhi
showroom se nikali hai kya ?:
Wife se bahut presaan hokar Garib "Titu" sucide karne
ke liye 50 Rs. ka zehar lene dukan gaya aur
bola 38 ka zehar de do aur 12 ka Rajnigandha
"Akhir shoq bhi bahi cheez hai"
Beta raat me 1 baje ghar aya
Maa- beta ettne raat me kaha tha?
beta- Maa movie dekh raha rha
Maa- Kon sa?
Beta- Mother India
Mom: Ja beta upar ja very comedy and horror movie chal rahi hai...
Beta- Maa kaunsi movie??
Maa- "Baap ka Kehar"
Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko upar pahucha diya . .
wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ?
Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .
Advice for guys- very annoyed with incoming sms coming from facebook to mobile
Girls ki picture par kabhi mat comment karnaa
warna 6 months tak notification aayagi
1 Girl chappal wali dukaan pe:chappal dikhao.
Dukandar: Number?
Girl - 36 Number"
Dukandaar: Bahan ji,
Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene aayi ho.
Suhagraat main dulha dulhan se kehta hai.
Jaan aaj tumhe chand pele jaou ya taro pe?
Dulhan sarmake boli :ye to aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataungi jee.
Madam to TiTu-who is the youngest member in ur family.
TiTu-papa.
Madam-how?
TiTu-because he still sleeps with mummy..........very very funny hindi sms
Madam to student: gaali kya hai? student: krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh jinke uchcharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shantika anubhv hota hai
Madam Ne TiTu Ko Ped Per,
Ulte Latkane Ki Saja Di.
Thodi Der-k Baad TiTu Niche GirGaya...
Mdam : Thak Gaya Kya..
TiTu : Nahin....Pakk Gaya !
Bahut kam hi log jante hai "Dafli Wale Dafli Baja"
gana gane wali ladki ne hi badi hokar "Dj Wale Babu Mera Gana Baja De" gana gaya hai
Tum kaya jano yaaroo us wkt mere Dil pe kaya gujari thi
jab mere college ki ladki ne kaha tha-
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Tum mere se 2 saal chote ho, DIDI bola karoo....
Ladkiya bhi Pyar Mohabbat me aese ladko ko chand tare todkar
lane ko khti hai, Jinko koi
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Muhlle me koi Amrud nahi todne deta hai
Love/Ishq mein dhoka khane ke bad
Ya fir
Breakup hone ke bad...
Apne hath ki Nas katne ke bajaye,
Uske ghar ki Electricity ya Cable Supply kat kar dekhiye...
Bahot achcha lagega...
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