Garmi aagyi hai
    apna khayal rakhna
    pani jyada pina
    khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat
    Sir ko dhup se bachana
    kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he
boys room before marriage 
    Perfumes, 
    Love letters, 
    Gifts, 
    Friendship Bands, 
    Cards & 
    Nokia E7
    
    After Marriage 
    Painkillers, 
    Loan papers, 
    Unpaid bills & 
    Nokia 1100
Golden & True words:
    Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai
    or
    uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai
    It’s 100% true!
Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai? Socho.. Aur socho. Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai Aur Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai
Din mein ek baar aap apni ek tang par kab khade hote ho? socho.. socho.. try.. Mein batau! 'PANTY' pehente waqt!
GODS are also I.T. Engineers 
    BRAHMA System installer 
    VISNU System supporter 
    SHIV System Programmer 
    NAARAD Data transfer 
    YAM Deleter 
    MENKA Virus! 
Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho, Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho, Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye, 2O12 Me Hone Wali Shadiyo Me Apka B Naam Ho
Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,
    Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho.
    Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai.
    Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho,
    Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho,
    Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus
    1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho
    Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
Call Girl ne apne dalaal ke saath shadi kar li. Kisi Ne Pucha- Aap ke husband kya kaam karte hai? Call Girl: Ji Wo Mere MARKETING DIRECTOR hai..!!
<(-.-)> Chingu 
    <('.')> Pingu 
    <(*_*)> Mingu 
    Kya ye bacche apke hai, 
    Ager nahi to aage bhejdo, 
    Jiske honge rakh lega, 
    Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte 
    hai?
    Stud: Samajhdar
    Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
    Stud: BOYFRIEND
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
    Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
    Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
    Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
IIT Exam Santa got 1 question 
    Prove Sin x = 6n 
    Santa cancelled 'n' from both d sides. 
    Then six=6 & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka