Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai sir!...................... indian jokes

A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says,
"Get lost, you wont bring it back!"

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Aansu chalak aaye
uss berojgari ke ehsaas se
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Jab maa ne kaha:-
"khali baitha hai, matar hi chheel de"

Ek mandir tha jisme buri nazar vale gayab ho jate the.
Salman aya salman gayab. imran aya imran gayab.
john aya john gayab. Mallika ayi baghvan gayab....................... indian jokes

Old Saying... "NEKI KAR, DARIYA MEIN DAAL..." new saying...- "KUCH BHI KAR, FACEBOOK PE DAAL..."

MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar: Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu...................... indian jokes

A man had an accident in his New BMW Wen ambulance arrived,
he cried Doctor!My Brand New car! Doctor says - U r so blinded by money,
that U cant even notice dat ur left hand has bn cut off in d accident
He luks at his left hand & screams OH GOD My Rolax.

A scene from Kaun Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped... Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS...

Father- kya hua beta kyo ro raha ho mujhe batao main tumhara dost jaisa hu.
Son- kya batau yaar Mai apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.

Wen sm1 touchs u & u feel it,
Its LOVE.
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Wen sm1 touchs u & u DONT feel it,
its IGNORANCE
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Wen no1 touchs u,
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u feel it,
Its ITCHING

Engineering Student= sir, humne ek aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum diwar ke us paar ka bhi dekh sakte hain?? Sir=wow! fantastic, kya hai wo? Student-HOLE

Santa petrol pump pe gaya or kaha - 1Rs ka petrol dal do.
Pump wala gusse main itne saare petrol ka kya karoge..?
Santa kuch nahi hame aise hi paise udane ki adat hai.......

Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what d hell is dis education.

ek ladka ladki hotel mai gaye
waiter-kya lenge?
ladki sabjiyo wali gujiya.
waiter -what?
ladka yeh biharan hai momos mang rahi hai..

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This Funy FaCt Always Happns Wid us:
Study for 1 Hour;
No One Sees .!
But Pick Up Mobile Just for A Second,
Mom/Dad Enters
N tamasha begins

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. Aur maine jo sher mara to to to to sherni widhwa ho gayi.

arz kiya hai tum log aapas me mat lado wah wah tum log aapas me mat lado vicks ki goli lo khitch khitch dur karo

Gazab itrana tha unka..gazab fasana tha unka..
ab tujhe-me ji nahi lagta aesa bahana tha unka...

Engg. COLLEGE ke sabhi Professors ko Ek Plane me bithaya gaya. Fir Announcemnt hui: "YE PLANE AAP E STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI..." Sab Professor Utar gaye..Par, Principal bethe rahe. Logo ne puchha, kyu? Principle bole: "Muje Apne Students par pura Bharosa hai. . . Start hi nahi hoga"

Height Of Trouble
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When Your Girlfriend Has Found Out About Your Fiancee..
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Now They R Both On Their Way To Your House To Tell Your Wife

If Facebook Was A School,
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...I'll Get A Certificate For Full Attendance.

Delhi election 2015 Super Special sms
esi bech DELHI election me EVM mechine me garbari ki khabar aye hai
Logo ka kahna hai Congress ke samne ki Button debate he machine me jor jor se hasne
ki aawaz aa aa rahe the.....

Valentine's day par agar Dil tute to batna dosto...
Mere paas 5 rupye ka Fevi Quick bekar pada hai, 3 rupye me de dunga..

Girl - Mere papa ne shadi ke liye 1 condition rakha H
Boy - ?
Girl - Tumko Congress Party ka ticket lekar, election me jeetkar dikhana hoga
Boy - Accha bahan, Me chalta hu...

ladka to taab shockkkk lagtaaaa HHH
jaab use pata chalta hai ki
uski hono wali bhavi ki koi choti bahan nahi hai
chhan se jo tuta koi sapna.....

Salman ke sapne me Hiran aur
Kajriwal ke sapne me Kiran
Dono ki neend uraye huwe hai

kuch patniyo ne apne pati ko ye kahkar sandook se sweter nikal se mana kar diya
ki abhi sardi kaha suru hue hai jee, dekho kajriwal bhi bina muffler ke ghum raha hai

Jis din Main Subha Jaldi Uth Jata Hoon
ghar wale mujhe ese ghoor ke dekhte hai
jese kisi movie me hero ne entry ki ho...

Jadatar ladko ka career to wahe khatam ho jata H
Jab aage ke bench par bethi cute ladki
peche mud kar killer smile ke sath pen/pencil maang leti H

Men will be Men.
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Girls will be Aunties.

Mene bhi apne suit ki nilami ki
adhiktam boli me...
1 bartan wali ne 1 steel ki thali diya