Technology crash N Boyfriend Harass-
Girlfriend to Boyfriend - where were you on Saturday night?
BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish,
so had to stay back in Call-Centre.
GF - Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned 300 calories
and your heart rate was way more than normal at 1:30 am?
Boyfriend- Silent....
Girlfriend- Violent.....romantic jokes

Girlfriend:- When will we marry?
Boyfriend:- as soon as Ram temple will be constructed.
Girlfriend:- Which temple?
Boyfriend:- Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.

Chaahe jitana marji ham achchhe dikhe,achchhe kapade pahane, par
ladkiyaan patengi unhi se jo...saale..."Pineapple jaisi Hair Style" aur
"Bakare jaisi Daadhi" lie ghumaten hain.

strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great
power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries
Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...

Bahut bheed ho gai tere Dil mein "jaalim",
Achchha hua ham vakt par nikal gae......romantic joke in hindi

1 ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai,
"tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho."
Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan,
main to jyadaatr apane ghar mein hi rahta hoon!

Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai
Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir
Shadi ka card dene

Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?
Boyfriend: kya chaahie?
GF: Ring.
Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat,
balance bahut kam hai......jabardast love jokes

Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi pyaar ka wada,
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Jaise 12 rupees ka Vim Bar,
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Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada

1 Newly Married Couple Honeymoon ke liye jaa rahe the
Train Lambi Surang se Gujara.....
Husband- agar pata hota ki surang itanee lambee hogee to phaayada utha leta.
Wife- he bhagavaan, to kya vah aap nahin the?

Love Jokes, Romantic Joke in hindi

Baaba:– Tujhe kya chaahie?
Ladaka:– Khoobasurat kamsin Girlfriend(GF)
Baaba:– Agar tum Hindu hai to tujhe Sonaakshi Dunga.
Muslim hai to katrina dunga... Sikh hai to Anushka dunga...
Aur krischiyan hai to Jeneliya..bol tera naam kya hai baalak?
Ladka:– ” Mohammad Vijay Singh Pharnaandis”
Baaba (apane chele se)– “Maayavati de de saale ko kuchh jyaada hi
hoshiyaari dikha raha hai”
*romantic joke in hindi*

Ladki- Mere Pet mein tumhaare prem ki nishaani hai!
Ladka- Lekin mainne to ainsa kuchh bhi kiya nahin !
Ladki- Are tumane mujhe Cadbury di thi na, vo abhi mainne khai hai!
Ladka- teri to, zara theek thaak hasi-majaak kiya
kar...meri jaan legi kaya!

1 Ladka saadhu baaba se:
baaba jee ... kisi sundar ladki ka haath paane ke lie kya karoon
saadhu baaba: kisi Mall ke bahaar mehndi lgaane ka kaam
shuru kar do vats

Boy: kiss me Jaanu
Girl: nahi, tum gutaka khaaye ho
Boy: tum bhi to khaati ho
Girl: haan par main saada khaati hoon aur tum jarde waala

Ladki ke mobile balance khatm ho
jaata hai… vo customer care Phone
karati hai aur puchhatee hai 1 sms/msgs 10 ladko
ko ek saath bhejana hai kaise bheju ?
customer care: kya sms/msgs hai?
Ladki: Jaanu , mera mobile balance khatm ho gaya
hai jaldi se 100 ka recharge karava do...

Girlfriend– janu me tumse naraj hu
Boyfriend– kyun darling esa kya ho gaya?
Girlfriend– kyunki tum bhut boring ho
Ladki – tum muje manate bi nahi ho
Ladka – tu kya New Year 2018 Party hai jo manau

Bahut Bhid waali bus me 1 sunder-Susil ladki safar kar rhi thi
Achanak driver ne break mara..
Ek Jaat ladke ka hath ladki se chu gaya
Ladki– Jara haat khde ho jao..
Ladka – Madam saarii..
fir break laga fir hath chu gaya
Girl – ye aap accha nahi kar rhe hain..
Jaat Boy – Madam itni bhari bus me isse accha ho hi nahi sakta..

Boy- mujhe facebook/Whatsapp par DOST bana lo
Girl- kyon bana lu tujhe friend?
Boy- Dil Diya hai Jaan bhi Denge...
Girl- achha chal 2000 rs ka mobile recharge kara de phir friend bana lungi
Boy- 1 Notebandi Duja Cashbandi
Boy- Bahan mene to Majaak kiya tumne seriously le liya.

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori.............
chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori..........
Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli......."I hate love story "......!!!

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: " I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . ...Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.

Pappu ki Girlfriend boli: mujhe bhool jao, meri engagement ho gaee hai, London ke ek ladke ke saath.
Pappu: chal Yaar jo hona tha ho gaya, ek i-phone bhej dena wahaan se, suna hai wahaan sasta milata hai!

Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe
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Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan
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me Akela Chhor diya,
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ye Keh kar Ki
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"Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya.....

ek ladki svarg me gayee aur
Yamraaj se boli: meri shaadi kisi DELHI ke ladke se karava do..
Yamraaj :sabr kar le betee..pahale DELHI ke
kisi ladke ko svarg me to aane de. Aaj tak to koi aaya nahin

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte They,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte They,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte They.

College Boys VS Girls sms love jokes ««new
Girl: mat kar mera peechha ek din pachhatayega, baahar college ke tu chholebhatoore ki shop lagayega.
Boy: tu mat thukara mere pyaar ko, ek din pachhatayegi, usi chhole ki shop pe bartan saaf karati najar aayegi.

In aankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko aap ajmaya na karo,
aapke 1 sms pe 100 call kar du,
Bas aap phone uthaya na karo.

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai Hajaro mar gaye Lakho taiyar bethe hai Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche Aur kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai.

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jindgi ki raho jb wo mili mujhko
Mene use dekha to me uski uskurahat pe fida ho gya
Par na jane kaha se piche se uska boyfriend aa gya ...

Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!

Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook

Boy: I love ur daughter SooMUCH...and want to marry.
Girl's Father: How much do you earn?
Boy: 20000/- per month.
Girl's Father: I give my daughter 15000/- pocket money.
Boy: Woh Count Kar Ke Hi Bol Raha Hun(o_0)!

Papu: tum us ladki ke peechhe kyon pade ho, usaka to pahale se hi boyfriend hai?
Happu ne badi samajhdaari se jawaab diya: khali kursee par to koi bhi baith sakata hai, dam hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho......««new

2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal..!!

Wat is d meaning of True love?
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love you" &
Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''

be carefull wen a guy says he luvs u from the bottom of his heart....... cuz he may still have enough space for other girls on top....

Pappu ki desi girlfriend, "MacDonald chalen?
Pappu thoda chalaak banata hua, "Spelling bol, phir chalenge".
Girlfriend: ek kaam kar, KFC chalte hain.
Papu: KFC ki full form, bata, phir chalenge.
GF- gusse mein boli, "rahane de Kutte, kulche channe hi khila de"......Solid Beizzati Love Jokes

Love letter:- Jab dil laga hamein khali-2, ladki patani chahi samne bali. Vah hamein dekhakar has gayi, humne socha ladki pat gayi. Us se milne ka tarika laga behtar, turant likh diya love letter! Ek din uske papa ne mujhe bulaya, bade prem se ek chata lagaya! Bole teen bar B.A mai fail hokar, banana chahte ho filmi actor! Kharab karna chahte ho ladki ka charecter! Us din se hum khoye-2 se rahne lage, dil ke arman anshuo mai bahne lage! Ek din ladki humare pas aayi, boli ye khat padkar sunana! Maine kaha tumhe hindi padna nhi aati, ladki boli, agar hindi padna aati, to tumhare letter ko papa ke pas kyon le jati?

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi
pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi
ya khuda ye pyar hi hai
ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi.

Girl ne haste hue jokes bhare andaz me bola: kal main tumhare lie raakhi lekar aai thi, tumane bandhwai kyon nahin?
Pappu: agar kal main tumhaare lie mangalsutr lekar aaoon to pahan legee kya?
Girl-shocked!!
Boy-Rock....girl shocked boy rock jokes

1 Ladke Bus Stop par khadi ek ladaki se bola, "I love you".
Ladke ki baat sunate hi ladki ne use ek thappad raseed kar diya aur boli, "ab bol kya bola?"
Ladke: Ohoo...jab toone suna nahin to chaanta kyon maara?

Ladka: I Love You.
Ladki: I love you, too.
Ladka: "pappi-jhappi" "Kiss-Wish" de do.
Ladki: nahin, ye sab shaadi ke baad.
Ladka: theek hai, phir shaadi hote hi mujhe phone karna....romantic jokes for girlfriend

Pappu: meri koi girlfriend nahin ban rahi hai?
Jyotishi: kaise bangi bhai? "kundli mein sukh hi sukh likha hai, mauj kar"....

khushakismat hote hai vo ladke jinaki Girlfriend unke lia apane haath ki
nas kaat leti hai... hamaari vaali to hamaare lia apane naakhun bhi na kaate

Mere pita jee ka to koi aisa dost bhi nahi jo Amareesh Puri ki tarah ye
kah de..chal is dosti ko rishtedaari mein badal de !

1 ladki phaansi laga rahi thi.
Pappu ne khidki se dekha.
socho Pappu ne ladaki ko kya bola hoga?
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sirf latakane se lambai nahin badhegi Mummy ko bolo Complan pilae.........jabardast love jokes 2018.

Santa Pappu Se: nalayak itni raat ko kahan se aa raha hai?
Papu: apni Gf se milne gaya tha.
santa: kis lie?
Papu: haan papa, 20-25 kiss to le hi lie.

Papu ne ek ladki se puchha, "bachche kaise hote hain. sharmao mat, batao?"
ladki gusse mein boli, "chup karte ho ki?"
Papu: are pagali itana bhi nahin pata, bachche sharaarati hote hain..........romantic jokes in hindi

Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jaate hain,
Aap kya jane,
aap kitne yaad aate hein..
Abhi b usi mor pe khare hein,
jahan Aap ne kaha tha
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"Thehro! Hum
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garam-samose  aur Maaza le kar aatey hein

A boyfriend very romantically to his
girlfriend- I can see d whole world in ur eyes sweety.
A passerby(Yaatri) listens n says:
Peera garhi chowk pe kitna
traffic hai zara dekhna....Mjjnu Bhaiya

Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi
ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka
izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass
sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms love jokes ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere
sms love jokes ka, romantic jokes, romantic chutkule in hindi
Are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai

Girl: hipnotize krna kya hota h?
Boy: kisi ko apne bas me krke usse apni mrji k kaam krwana.
Girl: chal jhoothe, usko to bfrnd bnana khte h.....girl boy love jokes

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain Kiss-wish Kar Sakta Hu ?? .
Girl: Zaleel
Kameeny
Kuttay
Duffer
Fool
UllUSharam Nahi Aati
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Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai
8 Mahinay Laga Diye
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Karo Na...Just do It(}{)

Ensaan: bhagavaan , Ladakiyan to itani pyaari hotee hai par...
biviyaan itani khatarnaak kyon hoti hai?
bhagavaan: kyonki ladkiyaan main banaata hoon aur biviyaan tum !

Romantic Jokes about what a boy want? what a girl want?
samay samay kee baat hai....aaj ke samay ki ladkiyon,
ko aisa Ladka chaahie, jiska "Future Bright" ho..,
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aur Ladkon ko aisi Ladki,chaahie jisaka "Past Right" ho...

Lover 2018: Aaj Apni gf ki Shadi Me jaa k Ye Ehsas hua
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Mohabbt b feeki Lagti
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/ /aur de yar...mast taste hai

Ladka: ab hamaare beech kuchh nahin raha.
mujhe mere saare "Love Letter aur Gifts" vaapis kar do.
Ladki andar gayee aur.. ek badi-si tokari uthaakar le aai aur bolee:
enmen se jo tere hai chhaant le kamine! boy girls break up love jokes 2018

jis launde ki shaadi, usaki pahali hi Girlfriend-GF se ho jae to aisa lagata hai
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jaise banda "Try Ball" par hi OUT ho gaya...

1 mahila Car chaalak ne ek skooti pe aati ladki ko takkar maar di hai.
haadase ke chashmadeed bhi nahin bata pa rahe ki galati kisaki aur kaise thi.