Laughs and Love: Girlfriend Boyfriend Love Jokes

From humorous couple jokes to funny memes that showcase the delightful relationship dynamics between girlfriends and boyfriends. Whether you're in the mood for some new romantic jokes or want to share a laugh with your girlfriend, our love jokes are sure to bring smiles to your faces. So, brace yourself for a bellyful of laughter as we bring you the funniest girlfriend boyfriend jokes that will add an extra spark to your relationship. Whether you're in a long-term relationship or just starting to date someone new, these jokes are perfect for sharing a laugh with your partner. So, don't be afraid to be silly and enjoy yourself with your partner. – after all, laughter is the best medicine for a happy and healthy relationship! pyar bhare chutkule, pyar ki hasne-wale jokes, pyar ka punchline or funny love messages- you will find all new and interesting topics here.

ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation me zyada farak nahi.
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Ladke chahte he unki Girlfriend maal ho,
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ladkiyan chahti he unke Boyfriend ke paas bahut maal ho
love jokes in hindi

::Jokes about love and relationships::
Boy asked girl - What do your parents call you?
Girl - my mom and dad used to call me Moon.
Girl asked boy - What do your parents call you?
Boy smiled and said - Neil Armstrong.

Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise ........funny gf bf jokes

Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya.

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se LOVE hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........

Boy — I Love You.
Girl — Kabhi Surat Dekhi hai
Boy — Nahi Bas Sonipat Tak Gaya Hu
love jokes in hindi

तैनू इतना मै प्यार करू एक पल विच सौ बार करू तू जावे जे मैनू छड्ड॒ के थप्पड मार के मुंह लाल करूं।
Tenu itana mai pyaar karu
Ek pal vich sau baar karu
Tu jaave je mainu chhadd ke
Thappad maar ke munh laal karoon.
love jokes in hindi

::love jokes in hindi for girlfriend::
Boy: tujhe ghar
pe kis naam se
bulate he?
Girl: Chand aur tujhe?
Boy: .. Neil Armstrong...

::love jokes in hindi for girlfriend::
Maine poocha chand se
Ke dekha hai kahin
Mera yaar sa haseen...
Chand ne kaha
"hai bahut logo ke saath"

ट्रैफिक हवलदार : मैडम,
आपने मेरी सीटी नहीं
सुनी ?
लड़की : या या.....
बट आई हैव ए बॉयफ्रेंड

::love jokes in hindi for girlfriend::
दो कॉलेज दोस्त का Girlfriend के लिए
झगड़ा भोजपुरी स्टाइल में
काट के फेंक देंबउ बऊआ
ओकरा पे लाइन जअ मारले तअ.......
भाभी हऊ उअ तोहर

Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do.
Boyfriend: kyon Honey?
GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi.
BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogi.
GF: vo kaise?
BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend se Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.

Trending love jokes for whatsapp

Subah ka bheja messages, jokes, quotes Shaam ko Vaapas Apane paas Aae use
"Whatsapp Messages" kahate hain.

Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to MacDonald ?
Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spelling of MacDonald"
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe".
love jokes in hindi

Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai................. funny love sms in hindi

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

::Love jokes in hindi::
Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji.
Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?"
Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di.
Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.

आज के समय में लड़कियों को ऐसा लड़का चाहिए
जिसका आनेवाल कल अच्छा हो (Good Future)
और
लड़को को ऐसी लड़की चाहिए जिसका
बीता हुआ कल अच्छा हो (Good Past)

Aaj Himaat karke 1 Ladki ko propose kiya
Chudail boli- "Friendship Day" ki Date nikal gayi hai
Aab to Sirf
"Rakhi" ke FORM bhere jaa rahe hai...

Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain.
Papu: theek hai,Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain.
GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?

::Jokes about love and relationships::
You can hug it when you're in trouble.
You can cuddle it when you are alone.
You can cry on it when you're in pain.
You can embrace it when you're happy.
So when you need true love or deep affection,
Buy a pillow.

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her,
protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..

Tumne mujhe thukara diya
Phir bhi Koi gam nahin,
kyonki pagali
Ladkiya pataane mein main bhi
Hum kuchh kam nahin !! funny gf bf jokes

Sun Baby aaenge teri gali
Mein chaahe der kyon na ho jae,
karenge mohabbat tujhi se
chaahe jail kyon na ho jae !!

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)

::love jokes in hindi for girlfriend::
Santa: My Gf asked me to show more interest in her family.
Banta: So, what did you do?
Santa: Now I am flirting with her sister!

Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love

Fida hu uski chaal pe,Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par

Hilarious Messages to Light up Your Relationship

Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri MAAL pe.

Question- ladkiya Apna Dupatta
Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi
Kyon Theek Karti Hail...?
Faadu Answer...
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Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi
Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai..

New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say.......funny gf bf jokes

"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Wife to Husband :-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter

Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............

Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai

ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.

Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant.
Girl: But I am unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend.
Girl: I don't have any.
Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

Mohabbat aur Muskan: Hindi Love Jokes that will Make Your Heart LOL!

Larka apni Girlfriend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby Girl:
Girlfriend- Mujhe propose Kr raha hai Ya
Godh le raha hai......funny love sms to propose girlfriend

Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-
Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang
Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1 White Suit
To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi? funny gf bf jokes

Pyaar aur “11:59pm” mein kya phark hai?
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Confused ????
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Simple! donon ke baad 12 bajte hai,
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aur din badal jaate hai.......

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai....
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par....
Kyunki
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Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay,
Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai,
Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai..
Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi
Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!

Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan,
Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan,
Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan,
Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye,
To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!

Dinesh: Agar Tumhare Pas 15 Apple Hai,
Usme Se 6 Aarti Ko
4 Priya Ko
Aur 4 Tanu Ko De Do
To Tumhe Kya Milenge,
Shyam: 3 New Girl Friend..

Aati thi.... Jaati thi...
Hansti thi.... Hansati thi...
Bhagti thi.... Bhagati thi...
Bolti thi.... Bulwati thi...
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi.

Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay Dilbar Kabar teri Usme LASH
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O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.

Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Mobile Recharge Na Karwa Lena.

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

::Love jokes in hindi::
Waqt kehta H
muje Gawa mat
Dil kehta H
muje Laga mat
Pyar kehta H
muje aazma mat
Aur
aaj-kal ki GF
kehti H
Bartan
Tumhe Hi
Dhulne Hai
abhi se
Ghabra Mat.

You are supposed to love, honour, respect, cherish, and care for a female if you want to impress her. However, a smile is the best way to win over a man.

Ladka To Bhagwan:Bhagwan
Mere Ghar Se Canada Tak Road
Bana do.......
Bhagwan-Yeh To Kabhi Nahi Ho
Sakta......
Ladka:-Fir Mujhe 1 Aisi Ladki Se Milado Jo Sirf Mujhe Hi Pyar Kare.........
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Bhagwan:-Road"One Way"Banwani Hai Ya"2 Way"

Apko kabhi meri baat ya messages or jokes bura laga
to aap ko pura haq hai ki, Aapana mobil zor se diwar me mar de,
kyou ki aap ki khushi meri khushi hai...

Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day; Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti; Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti; Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!

Mahbooba gali se mera zanaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye zanaza nijkla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere Yaar seeti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera zanaza kamine usko patane lage.

KISI LADKI KO CHEDO
USKA HATH PAKRO
AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO..............
Kaval THAPPAR! Agar tumko koi chede to use hockey stick se maaro....
MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE - Jo Khud Ke Stand Leti hai..........
Ladki impress hoker boli- app kaha rahte ho? app ka mobile no. kaya hai?
ladki patane ke sms

Girl: I love a guy.
Dad: Uski Job Ki Security Hai Na?
Girl: Very Very Secure?
Dad: How?
Girl: Uski Job Security Guard Ki Hai!

Pahle Ladkiyaan apne naam mein Devi lagaati
Taab to unhen pati bhi devata milate the.
ab Ladkiyaan Angel lagaati hain to unhen pati raakshas hi milenge.

Ladkiyaan to apane boyfriend ka phone sirph isalie baar-baar
kaatti hai, taaki vah apani saheli se kah sake,
dekh yah phir se phone karega, Itana pyaar karata hai mujhe.

Love Memes That'll Make Your Day!

बैल - क्या बोलती तू
गाय - क्या मैं बोलू?
बैल - सुन
गाय - सुना
बैल - आती क्या गौशाला
गाय- क्या करू आके मैं गौशाला
बैल - मुंडी हिलाएंगे, घास चबाएंगे,
गोबर फैलाएंगे और क्या !

In conclusion, love jokes are a fantastic way to infuse humor into your relationship. So go ahead, share a laugh with your partner, and watch your bond grow stronger with each joke shared!