True Lines-
In evry girl's life der is a boy she wil never ever 4get
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In evry boy's life der is a girl he can never ever get....new sms collection

My Favourite quote-
Life alwyz lies betwn Ego n Luv..
Love says Lets Msg Him..
But Ego says Let Him Msg Me..
Feel d difference.......new msg

Limit of caring..
1 cheeti hathi k upar bethi thi ki ekdum se 1 najuk sa pull aya to cheeti boli..
'Janu cross kar loge ya main utru'..? ......new funny sms 2024

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"Pyaar Tab Hota He Jab Hme koi Ach'ha Lagta He
Or
Pyaar Tab Milta He Jab Use Pata Chale Ki Hme kya Ach'ha Lagta Hai.

Kisi k pass waqt nhi kisi k jwab ka
Zindagi lage jaise koi sawal ho hisab ka
Distrb kiya ho to maf krna
Maksad tha puchna ki ky haal hai JNAB ka

Fact of life-
What Is 'dream'..
dream Is Not That What U See While U Sleep..
But.. dream Is The Thing, "Which Does Nt Allow U To Sleep" ___ new sms

Life Icecream Ki Tarah Hai
Test Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai
Waste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai
IsLiye Life Ko Taste Karna Sikho,
Waste Karna Nahi.

Life doesn't make u or break u.
Its ur own mentality that decides this.
So,
"Never hesitate n'
Never feel low,
Wear a smile n' Steal the Show..

Zindagi ek abhilasha hai
Kya gazab iski paribhasha hai
Zindagi kya hai Mat pucho ae DOsto
Sawar gayi to Dulhan aur bikhar gayi to Tamasha hai

Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana
chahate ho ?
SANTA: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe
Gadha dikhaye deta hu

Teacher - BIRBAL Kon Tha?
Student - Pta Nahi.
Teacher - Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student - Raj, Sunil, Bunty Kon He?
Teacher - Pta Nhi.
Student - Beti Pe Dhyan Do to pta chale.

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Kro Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Koshish Na Kre
Or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kr do Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane Ki Chah Kare

Police Sarabi Ko- Kaha Ja Rha H Be?
Sarabi - Daru Pine Se Hone Wale Nuksan Pr Pavchan Sunne
Police: Itni Rat Ko Kon Deta H Pavachan?
Sarabi - Biwi

Touchy Lines by a boy 2 his Best Friends:
If u leave me i promise u..
U'l cumbak one day wid ur open eyes 2 see my closed eyes... :(

"Never feel lonely"
Bcoz 4 every millisecond... Smwhere,
Sm1 remembers u. May b dats ur parents, ur frndz, ur relatives...
And Now it's Me.

1 admi Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Mar Diya Logo Ne Pucha Q Mara
admi: O yar Mai Jis-Se b Puchta K Tum Phone Pe Kis-Se Bt Kr Rhe Ho To Wo Kahta
Teri Bhabhi Se

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H..
1-Sorry-Galti Ko
2-Dukh-Zindagi Ko
3-Ghussa-Rishte Ko
4-Khushi-Dukh Ko
5-Sath-Gam Ko,
6-Dhokha-Vishwas ko

Har Kisi par Mujhe aitbar nahi hota
Kisi k SmS ka mujhe intzar nahi hota
aap k sms ki baat hi Alag hai
Qki Kisi aur k SMS me Itna Pyar nahi hota

Ek pyara sa sawal:
Aansu pochane wala dil k jyada karib hota hai...?
Ya phir Aansu dene wala...? Or kyun?
Rply with great Ans.. Waiting...

Girlfriend to Boyfriend
Mera Bachha
Mera Shonu
Mera Guluu
Shaadi Karoge mujhse
Bolo Baby?
Boyfriend -Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya God Lena Chahti Ho

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a "Computer Hacker".
The boss asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!"...............computer hacker jokes

Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek
ladki boli:
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,..
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Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
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Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali
hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?..............mast mast girls funny sms

Facebook pe ladkiyo ke naam se fake ID banane walo
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Janta maaf nahi karegi

Kyo mera dil dukhate ho,
kyo mjhse har bat chupate ho,
mera to dil hi toot gya ye sunkar....... .
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Ki aap vim bar se nahate ho.

Student's attitude:
samundar se keh do apni
lehrein sambhaal ke rakhe,
zindagi me toofan laane k liye
hamara "result" hi kaafi hai..
Sahi h na?....................very funny exam jokes 2024

Girls On Facebook - Fashion, Friends, Boys & Attitude.
Girls in Real Life - Mummy aaj Sunday hai aaj main pochha nahi lagaungi.
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Guys On Facebook - Girls , Beer & Ego.
Guys in Real Life - Mummy is Pajama ka nada
dhila ho gaya , naya laga do..............facebook funny sms 2024

Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya....
Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya....
Father: Kya? Drone banana..?
Son: Nahi, Chutiya banana..

My neighbor's wife sms me,
'I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean.....dear?
I replied : 'I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !
She replied : ' No problem. I'll ask you later... Love you too...

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