Husband:
Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mai sunta tha

Jb se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hm dono bolte hai
or
muhalla sutna hai

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife ne pucha,Kaun Thi Wo?

Husband:-Tm dimagh kharab mat karo,
mai pehle hi pareshan hu k woh bhi Yehi puche gi.

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta

patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao

Thapar Marne par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thapar mara aur
Boli ap kya samjhte hai mai apse Pyar

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue hai..
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte hai..

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana..