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Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female?
Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai

1945 Netajee ne kaha tha - tum mughe khoon do mai tumhe Aazaadi dunga
2020 Neta kahte hai - tum hame aazaadi de do hum tumhara khoon chus lenege.

Plumber: Sir, nal theek ho gaya hai. Labour charge 700 rupaye ho gae.
Engineer:: are 1 ghante ke itane phees (Fee) to mere bhi nahin hai.
Plumber: Sir, jab main Engineer tha to meri bhi phees etni nahin thi.

Plumber: Sir, the tap is fixed. Labour charge is Rs 700.
Engineer: Hey, I don't even have this fee for 1 hour.
Plumber: Sir, when I was an engineer, I didn't either.Pappu jokes

खेल गई थी जो लड़की कभी मेरे ☹ जज्बात से…
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चुरा लाया हूं आज गुलाबजामुन
उसी की बारात से
khel gai thi jo ladaki kabhi mere ☹ jajbaat se… . . .
chura laaya hoon aaj gulaabjaamun usI kI baaraat se

लॉकडाउन में वर्क फ्रॉम बॉस: मैंने तुम्हें फोन किया था
तो तुम्हारी पत्नी ने बताया कि तुम खाना बना रहे हो।
तुमने कॉल बैक क्यों नहीं किया?
पप्पू: सर, मैंने किया था।
आपकी पत्नी ने बताया कि आप बर्तन धो रहे हैं।

वर्क फ्रॉम होम के 3 महीने बाद,
एयर होस्टेस – सर आपको इस फ्लाइट में
घर जैसा माहौल मिलेगा …
यात्री – वो सब तो ठीक है
पर मैं यहाँ झाड़ू पोंछा बिल्कुल नही करूँगा

संता परेशान सा डॉक्टर के पास गया ,
संता – डॉक्टर साहब मैं सुबह 6 बजे सुसु करता हूँ ,
फिर 7 बजे पोट्टी करता हूँ ,
डॉक्टर – हाँ तो फिर दिक्कत क्या हैं ??
संता – पर डॉक्टर , आँख तो 8 बजे खुलती है ना

क्वारंटाइन और वैलेंटाइन दोनों भाई-बहिन है क्वारंटाइन 14 दिन का होता है और वैलेंटाइन 14 फेब को आता है..
Both quarantine and valentine are siblings.
Quarantine is 14 days and valentine arrives on 14 February
QUARANTINE AUR VALENTINE DONO BHAI-BEHAN HAI
QUARANTINE 14 DIN KA HOTA HAI AUR VALENTINE 14 FEB KO AATA HAI.. ..

हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा
गैरों में कहां दम था..
चाय तो अच्छी थी.. ☕
बस दूध थोड़ा कम था!

भुल सकते हो तो भूल जाओ
इजाज़त है तुम्हे
ना भुल पाओ तो लौट आना
एक और भुल की
इजाज़त है तुम्हे

147 cute line to say to impress your girlfriend

आज सुबह से कोई 77 हिचकी आ चुकी हैं...
ज़ालिम...याद कर लो, लेकिन रट्टा तो ना लगाओ..

coronaviruses ka bhayanak asar Girlfriend ne boyfriend se gale milne se kiya enkaar.

1 Employee boss ke chutti nahi de ne se tha bahut pareshan... phir usne
boss ko bola Boss - Mujhe sardi, khasi, sir dard, badan dard hai
Boss ne bina kuch pooche 1 mahine ki chutti de di...

coronavirus jokes chutkule

funny shaadi prank girl can not tolerate anythings

Girl uploads selfie on WhatsApp without make up; WhatsApp friends fail to recognize her.

The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships. -Tony Robbins

A fit, healthy body-that is the best fashion statement - Jess C. Scott

pappu jokes chutkule

top best movies in bhojpuri chutkule

1 aurat ke 14 bachche the!
1 roj usaka chhota beta dhool, mitti, kichad se
is kadar lithada hua ghar aaya ki,
vo bigad kar boli kamine tujhe dhone-ponchhane se to,
naya paida kar lena jyaada aasaan hai!

Mumbai local train mein roz haath oopar karake khada hota tha Yuvak, 2 saal mein 4 inch badh gai height.
uske parents aur sab se jada uski Girlfriend Bahut Khush hai.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend- 7up Nimbooz Masala peene k baad
- pyaar bhare andaaj me Jaanu kuch krne ko dil chah rha hy.. GF: (sharmaty hUe) krlo G
Bf: ) ' ( / ) ).poooon _/ / GF: Kamine Doooooor haatt...

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Yumraj 2 college ke ladke ko narak le gaye.
1 ladke ne Yumraj ki ladki ko dekhte hi kaha
Yaar mast item hai, chal ese patate hai

Santa ka Internet HOTSPOT baar baar colony ke ladke hike kar rahe the
Santa jese internet chalu karta bahut sare ladke uska wifi internet use karne lag jate
en sab se paresaan hokar 1 din Santa ne apne HOTSPOT ka naam rakh diya- "Le Bhikhari Le"

Life is not all about feeling good.
Life is about being good at feeling.
-Professor Jon Jureindini

Quotes of The Day-
Laugh and love with all your might.
Kiss and HuG and snuggle tight.
Let go of sadness and regret.
Say "I Love You" every chance you get.

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Madam asked-Who Invented English Vowels - A.E.I.O.U ?
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Genius student Santa: Tusshar Kapoor In Golmaal Returns.....

kabaadi ki aawaaz se 10 baje se pahale jaag gaya der raat tak Whatsapp
karne vaala Paadhaku Student, donon pakshon mein bavaal.....

Aakho me jadu hamare
Baato me Moti hai
Sakira ke takiye ke niche
Hamari Photo hoti hai.........attitude msgs

Aise na mujhe tum dekho...GST laga doonga.
Paise bhi chura lunga Tumase.., Tax bhi laga doonga..
Geetkaar: – Arun jetali
Sangeetkaar: – Modi Jee

Flipkart, Snapdeal, Amazon ki Super Sale(Maha Loot offer) par sasta milane
ki ummeed mein petrol, diesel dhoondhata paaya gaya 1 yuvak

Yamraaj: Eske karmon ka hisaab batao
Chitragupt: achchhe karm hain.
Yamraaj: Swarg bhejo
Chittagupt: Lekin eska Aadhaar Card Link nahin hua.
Yamraaj: Narak mein bhejo saale ko

Modi sarkaar ka sabse khaas baat yah hai ki Sarkaar se
koi kuch maang nahin raha hai, jiske paas jo tha, vahi bachane me lagaa hai

Indian Movies:
1974 - ROTI
1982 - ANGOOR
1982 - NAMKEEN
2005 - CHOCOLATE
2006 - SANDWICH
2009 - ALOO CHAT
2012 - BARFI
2013 - The Lunchbox
2017 - TOILET
Very chronic constipation # Ziddi kabj KITNE Saal Lag Gaye Pet Saaf Hone Mein!

Just forget Howard, Cambridge, Oxford, I.I.M., IIT, JNU, DU
Watch Excellent Placement of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS)
President, Prime Minister, Vice President.....All belongs to Sangh

Shakkar sehat ke lie Haanikaarak kyon hota hai?
kyonki Hindi mein ese Chini kahte hain aur eski Chaashni ko Paak!

Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!

Chin ko ek baat bata dena chaahata hoon,
chini ko ham bhaaratiy paani mein gholakar pi jaate hain.

Who is spreading rumour- After Noteband Govt. has announced Nasbandi 4 Fake Babas

Patanjali ke biskuton ka vajan kam nikalne par baaba
Raamadev ka kahana hai, hamane to tolkar hi Pack kiye par biskuton ne YOGA karake
apana vajan kam kar liya.

Upcoming Bollywood Hindi Movies List
Pahale Shaahrukh khaan FAN lekar aaya,
Ab Salmaan khaan "Tubelight" lekar aa raha hai.
Ho na ho ab Aamir khaan "Bijli ka Bill" lekar aaega.
Rajamouli "Sab ki Bali" lekar aayege.
Ram Gopal Verma Super Action movie-
"Chali to Chali nahi Chali to nahi Chali" lekar aayege.

Bhojapuri Teacher Student se - bhojapuri mein anuvaad karo
"dil ke tukade tukade karake muskura ke chal diye"
Student :-"karejava ke bukuni bukuni karake daant chiyaar ke chal dihlu"

Hamaara Mobile Number bhi TataSky
Jaisa hai pagali
Koi bhi ladki isako
Dekhate hi bolati hai
Isako Mila daala
To LIFE
Jingaalaala !!

Tu Instagram ki Raani
main Facebook ka Raaja
baat karani hai to
Whatsapp pe aaja !!

Girlfriend ko Boyfriend kaya Valentine's Day Gift dega...?
Ki us Gifts kuch hissa use bhi mile
Think....
Think....
Bf apne Gf ko "Flavored Lipsticks" dega
Got it?
Think Love be romantic....
Sweet sugar coated romantic Valentine's Day sms for Gf

Aajkal ke Ladke Jo Din-Raat Facebook,
Whatsapp mai lage rahte hai Shaadi ke liye
Ladki Dekhne khud nahi jaate aur
apne Maa Paap ko bhej dete hai
Darte hai kahi Ladki ye na kah de
ki ye to meri Friend ka Boyfriend hai...

Google, Microsoft, Reliance, Facebook, Whatsapp, Apple sabke maalik Ladke hain.
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aakhir ladkiyaan Exam itane marks lekar karati kya hain? boys vs girls jokes

Yaar galati se Jio sim se Port ka sms(messages) send ho gaya, to Mukesh ambaani ne
khud Phone kar poochha
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ab aur kya chaahiye tumko?(Company naam kar du kaya?)

Ladka in very Romantic Mood: Daddy mummy nahin hai ghar pe,
aa jao kuchh to karenge milake..
Ladki: tu rahane de kameene,
aise hi ek baar bula ke baratan dhulavaaya tha mujhase!!

Judge:- tumane police officer ki jeb mein
match stick ki jalati hui tili kyoon rakhi??
Santa:-usane hi kaha tha, jamaanat karavaani hai to pahale jeb garm karo!!

Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.......Faadu jokes

Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!

Name: Don
Bhai: Munnabhai
Pata: 36ChinaTown
Thikana: ChandniBar
Guru: Blufmaster
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
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sms jokes chutkule BHEJ
.WARNA 57 ho jaiega.

Mahila: bhaiya sahi Rate lagao ham hamesha yahee se saamaan le jaate hai
Dukaanadaar: bhagavaan se daro bhanajee abhi kal hi is dukaan ki (romantic jokes) opening hui hai

1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tapasya ke baad Mast Atisunder Apsara pragat hui.
usane kaha ki main tumhaari 3 ichchhaen poori kar sakati hoon.
1 main jaanati hun baaki ki 2 batao.

Bharat me Rail ki patariyon ka amulya yogdan raha hai.....
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kabhi log lota lekar baith jaate hai, kabhi kota lekar....

Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.

Kuch ladke to bas esi ummid me Khoon donate karte hai
ki Hindi Filmo ki tarah kisi cute sweet ladki ko
unka khun chadaya jaega aur phir vo
dundte dundte unhe pyaar karne aaygi

Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan-
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke.....ekdum fresh shaadi jokes

Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

1-5 yr Girls Love MOM,
6-15 Girls Love DAD
16-25 Girls Love ME
26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND
Ab Bachi
51-80 Girls
Tumhara B To Haq Banta H Yaar..!!

Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai

Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai

Madam ask Question to student of 12th Standard What you think about ashlilata=vulgarity over internet?How you see? Student Answered - We watch in Full HD

Very very funny quotes written,
On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure,
Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.

Ladka speedbraker ke upper se bike
nikalega ya side se....
ye espe depend karta hai
peeche Friend Betha Hai ya Girlfriend...

Kisi ko kisi ki chinta nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai
But kuch cool boys manavta ke sache sevak sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue hai....

4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...? Jise aaj Bachelor Party Deni Thi..

Badi Shiddat se chaha tha ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend........
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne...

Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai.....funny shaadi chutkule

Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
"Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke."
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
"Papa, I am pregnant.!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....

Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es kamina ladke kaa H

Arz Kiya Hai....
Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......

Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the
Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai
Ladki Se Bat Karna, No
Kissss Karna, No
Hug karna, Nahi
Fir LÖVË romance Karna, Na Yaar
Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana...............very funny romantic jokes

Pyaar karna hai to Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Pyar karna hai to . . . Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Kyuki ek vahi hai jo kehti hai:
Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo

Very very Horror movie dekh kr dar jane wale
ladko..
Darrrrr kya hota hai us ladko se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho Gaye............very funny romantic sms

In 1990 A Boyfriend seek a faithful, loving, caring, cool, cute girlfriend
2020 boyfriend having Gorgeous GF just seek lonely place/home/farmhouse

Papu : papa meri girlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu ke papa: Tune ye sb sikha kaha se.....Nalayak...kambakht...!
Papu: papa IIN (idea internet network)
yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to

Latest New santa banta jokes 2020
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.....terrorist jokes

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega

GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I choose 'truth' and not 'dare'!

While preparing her resume a young gorgeous girl wrote:
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......

Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram would not be interesting;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend/mate/pal!

Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!

3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi

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Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo,
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi

Dear Suraj Bhagwan.......
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!.............funny summer seasons msgs

Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..!
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Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?

Latest IPL Adv:
Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi...

Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!

Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!

Welcome to the season of:
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic sms sms for girlfriend

Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life!

Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega;
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!

Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes

Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs

Latest New Ekdum Fresh Whatsapp Status
: daddy mummy hain nahi ghar pe.......aa ke mil jara...

People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Jama Masjid if you allow pan masala inside.

Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....

Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ?
Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..

It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy :)";
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning!

Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people.

What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly!

The main tension of parents nowadays..!!
What their Son/Daughter download….
But...But
What their daughters upload

Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ??
Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not.
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Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2020

Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai?
Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!

Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h
"wah wah"
aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h

Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as...

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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!

Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur?
Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana.

For me you're as:
Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!

Dil Dard Karta Hai Jis Ki Dava Tum Ho
Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho

Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain,
Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye

sochiye ki Physics kese aasan ho sakti the ?
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Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes

Ye " pyaar mohobt" uss dor ki baatein h....
Jab makan kacche or insan sacche hua krte the....!!

Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap sms-msgs kare ya na kare,
ham msgs bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko
sharm aayegi.

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*;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped
__)(__ Hai...
Khubsurat Hai Na,
Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki
Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi

Friends are:
F: Fabulous
R: Real
I: Impeccable
E: Everlasting
N: Necessary
D: Delectable and
S: Spicy....................best friendship Day quotes 2020 ever

Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum

I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!

Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".

Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri..
Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri.

Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein...
K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend

Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi

little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???

G O O D
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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!

A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!

Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U

Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
Very Happy Exam Season 2020

Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time.
But relations shine by holding hands in critical times!

Faith is like Wi-Fi...
It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need!

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shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue-
dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes

Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu..
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kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta

,('.')
<)(> Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa
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Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata 'dosto'
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HØ Ske to
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Mujhe 2 glass

Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do

(',')/ or suno!
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'Burf' mat dalwana..

Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings

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Friendship is:
A bond of love;
A medal of trust;
A shoulder in sadness;
A hand in darkness;
Something that doesn't cost;
And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u

Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan
janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf

"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...!

Bol Or Bol...

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Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai,
To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye
Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha.

Happy perfume day

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khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de...

`G`Ø`Ø`D`
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(( Come-on Get-up
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Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day

One must always have a unique character like SALT.
It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless.
Good morning!

Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe,
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Ae JAAN
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Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/quotes/msgs in hindi

Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u"

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching sms...

Out of all relations Friends hold the best place.
No ego
No break-ups
No frustation
No commitments
Just sharing the best and the worst too!
Remembering you, my dear friend!

Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched.

Think wèll,
Plan wèll,
Do wèll,
Sleep wèll,
Play wèll,
Laugh wèll and Throw ur mobile also into wèll,
Because u r not Messaging me Well!

Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya.

Chand ka colour he white,
Rat ko chamakta he bright,
Humko deta he mast light,
To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT” 2020

A valuable lesson is taught by a Traffic Signal.
Every problem is like a Red Signal. If you wait for sometime, it will turn Green.
Good Morning!......motivational good morning quotes

We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream. But
We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !! G(-)(-)D NIGHT

This winter, let me be your summer. //(Very romantic quotes just 4 sweetheart/GF/girlfriend)

Ek tu, ek main, ek baat ho apni
Dil se dil mile, hoth se hoth sile aisi raat ho apni..........romantic one 4 girlfriend

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AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena,
Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena...

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Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi,
yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi.

Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya
Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya
Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke
Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya

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Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai...
"Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota...
to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!"

Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai
ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho...

Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hai Dil
Koi nahi kehta dil todna mana hai.....!