Papu ke paros wali Aunty ne Papu se poocha aur beta kaya kar rahe ho?
Papu- Mai Scientist hu
Aunty- Are wahh beta kaya banate ho tum?
Papu- Baithe Baithe oxygen ko Carbon dioxide me badal deta hu...

Boy 1: Tumne Internet Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?
Boy 2: BSNL
Boy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
Boy 2: Gaaliyan!

Pappu: Iss Saal Summer Vacation Ka Kya Special Plan Hai?
Happu Singh: Kuch Khaas Nahi Yaar, Pichle Saal Switzerland Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal Simla Nahi Jayenge!

kal main apne Town ke Best Hotal mein naashta karane ke lie gaya dekha ki sabhi seat par Couple baithe the! baithane ke lie jagah hi nahin hai! Main jeb se Mobile nikaala aur jor se bola,
"Teri Girlfriend yahaan doosare ke saath baithi hai, tu jaldi aa Dost!"
O MY GOD!! 10 ladkiyaan gaayab ho gayi!

Pappu Happu se: oye tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?
Happu: Nahin Yaar.
Pappu: Nahin aatee to seekh le. pahle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana,
phir use class mein uda, teacher ke poochhne par ladki ka naam laga de. Bas, phans gai ladki.

Pappu: Maa, Papa bahut hi sharif hain.
jeeto: Wo kaise?
Pappu: papa jab bhi kisi khobsurat ladki ko dekhate hain to apani ek aankh band kar lete hain.

Soul 1: How did u die?
Soul 2: Due 2 cold U?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
Soul 2: Ha ha I was in d Fridge..

1 din Happu Singh bike lekar nikala to raaste mein 1 ladki ja rahi thi.
Happu Singh: kabhi bike chalai hai?
ladki chup-chaap chalatee rahee.
Happu Singh (phir se): Oye kabhi bikes chalaee hai?
ladki ne phir koi jawaab nhi diya. ladki thodi aage gayee to dekha ki Happu ka accident ho gaya hai.
Ladki(Happu se): aur chala le bike.
Happu Singh: kamini, main to isilie poochh raha tha ki agar bikes chalai hai to bata de break kaise lagati hai.

Spiritual thought for d day-
.
Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
.
.
.
.
Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

-@-@-@-@-@-@
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-<( )>
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shaahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality. When you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Thandi hai chai garam kar ló,
is pathar dil kó thora naram kar ló..
aapke hóte hue mera inbóx khali hai,
jyada nhi to thóri c sharam kar Ló.

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai
Hath pair tute muh se khun aya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurso ne farmaya
‘baharo phool barsao kisi ka mehbub aaya he

Teri dosti apun ko itni pasand hai jese
Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko Daant,
.
Gadhe ko Laat
Raja ko Taaj.
.
Kutte ko Haddi
Aur
Nangay ko chaddi.

Mohabbat na rhe
To wafa kon karega...
Pyar na rhe
To pyar kon karega...
Khuda salamat rkhe mujhko.
Wrna...
Tum kanjooso ko itne ache sms kaun karega.

Samundar Mein Gehraai Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Zindgi me kabi aisa b nzara ho
Dil ko mere kisi ne hasrat se pukara ho
Chandni rat,nadi ka kinara ho
Or
Bs namkeen tumari ho or quarter hmara ho

Nai-nai shaadi thi
nya tha jamana
dulha bechain tha
sunne ko dulhan se gana
dulhan sarmyi
suru kiya gana
bhaiya mere
Rakhi k bandhn ko nibhna

Kói gm nhi mgr dil udas h.
Aap se koi kam nhi Mgr 1 aas h.
Bahut he apne Mgr ap khas h.
Emótional/senti mat hona upar sab bkwas he.
Ye tó free k sms khtm krne ka prayas h.............best comedy sms for girlfriend

Agar aap janna chahte h pyar ki gahrai to likhe
I love apna name<space> apne partner ka name
Or bhej dijie
Apne PAPA k no.pe
Wo bataynge pyar ki gahrai............just do it

Wat r d most powerful 3 words other dan I LOVE U?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
RESULT AA GAYA!!" Ye 3 words bhi haste khelte insan ki ek pal mein duniya badal sakte hain.

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar..
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga!

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai.....+

Boy:-Me 4 years ka hu, Aur tum?
Girl:-Me bhi 4 years ki hu.
Boy:-To fir chal na, Sharmana kya?
Girl:-Kahaa??


Boy- polio ki dawai pine..Doo bund jindagi ka

SINDHI to GUJRATI:
Aap kya lenge thanda ya garam?
GUJRATI: Dono hi mangwado
Sindhi:sunti ho?
2 glass pani le aana,
1 freezer se
aur
2sra geezer se.

Purani Kahawat Hai Ki Sone Ki Time
Tension Ko Saath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye
Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q
Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kar Sote Hain. .

Ek Haqeeqat..
girlfriend Saath Ho To Hotel Bill..
Girlfriend Door Ho To Mobile Bill..
Or Girlfriend Door Ho Jaye To
Daroo Ka Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil....Na Aayega Bill.

^Dot0^~uplif8-[:-\:^winda)tryi:-#:-]:-wro8-|www###^opul0^:other-*:-\>-@:-!einsti:-D:(
.
.
.
Ghoor kya rahe ho
.
.
best comedy sms ka accident ho gaya hai..

welcome to sach ka samna "jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai"...
to apka pehla sawal......
kya apne mandir se chapal churana chhod diya hai.................best comedy for friends

The speed of "Yaar mughe laag gaye hai(Toilet)" is faster than
MutualMutual Fund investments are subject to market risk.
Please read the offer document carefully

Chhat pe Mobile se girlfriend se baat karte vakt
paros wali Aunty window se ese ghakti hai
Mano mai koi Bharat ki Important secret suchnaye
I S I ko de raha hu...

Bus me Conductor-Madam en bacho ki Umar kitni hai?
Mahila-Chota 2 saal, Bech ka 2.5 saal or bada 3 saal ka
Bus conductor ne chutki li- madam tiket nahi lena koi baat nahi
But bacho ke Bech gap kam se kam 9 months ka rakhoo
Mhila-Oye kalmuhe bechwala bacha mere Devrani ka hai

Santa aur Pappu donon ek Hotal mein gae.
Santa: Hello Waiter 1 Beer aur 1 Ice cream lao.
Pappu: Ice cream kyon Papa? Aap bhi beer pee leejiye na.....best comedy sms Pappu

Teacher: jeevan kya hai?
Pappu: facebook aur whatsapp se bacha hua samay.

Happu Singh dukaan pe saamaan lene gaya to Dukanadaar 500 ka not bahut dhyaan se dekh raha tha.
Happu Singh haste hue: Lala jee, kitane bhi dhyaan se dekh lo Gandhi Jee ke jagah Katrina/Jacqueline nahin dikhigi.

Aap aap he
Hum hum he
Pyaz nahi kati fir b ankhe num h
Supply kam hone se
Golgappe me aaloo kam hai
Is se bakwas sms bhejo agar aap me Dum hai

Dhire dhire apna bana gaya he koi
Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya he koi
Ya khuda yeh pyar hi hai
Ya
Phir se “chuna” laga gaya koi.

Apke shero-shayari se hum ghayal ho gaye,
Apki hasi k hum kayal ho gaye….
JIO ke free sms kya mile,
Sale chappal chor bhi aaj kal shayar ho gaye