Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

Dudh wala- dahi lage dahi?
English man- "dahi what is doi?
Dudh wala- milk is sleeping in the night,
morning it becomes tight.. its call dahi.

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

Police: Humne tumhe,
charo taraf se gher liya hai..!!
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awesome reply by chor- CHOR: Chalo fir garbaa khelte hai ....

comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

If u doNt touch your books for many days, which song the books will sing?
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ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."
@@Gud NIGHT@@

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

Cute dada giri...
child prayed god -"plz give me a cycle"
But he didn't got any cycle. next day...
he stole a ganesh statue & wrote letter to lord shiva,
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agar bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aaja...!

Ladka-tum mare sapno me,
khwabo me,
zazbato me rehti ho...
Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai,
mai tu " Super Colony "me rehti huu..

Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta- O Oye, What Are You Doing?
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Santa- Oye Don't Disturb...
I'm Listening To SUPER ROCK Music !

logo se panga v honge,
ghar me dange v honge,
agr mujhe super sms nhi kiya to,
aapke 12 Bacche honge,
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.. 2 ganje,
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2 nage
or
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8 lafange honge

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main Super HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo

Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge
mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam
rahti hai
Nhi Pata
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Ans
Garam Masala

Beta: Papa Mai jab business
karunga to ache ache ke hath
me katora pakada dunga.
Papa:Kaise?
Beta: PANI PURI bechkar.

Guy Searches on the Google..
“Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”
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On the top of GOOGLE search it shows:
“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne”

Pappu: yaar kal papa ne bahut pitai ki!
banty: kyon?
papu: kuchh nahin, maine bas itana puchha tha ki kamine Film dekhane chalen!

Teacher ne Pappu se puchha, "beta, tumhari umr kya hai?"
Pappu: Jee, ghar mein 14; school mein 13; train mein 9; whatapps par 17; aur Facebook par 19 saal ka hoon.

Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was
born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how
did u know its me?
Such kids bcum external examiners 4 viva!

Bruce Lee's favr8s:
Vgtabl=Mu-Lee
Brkfst=Id-Lee
Fstivl=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Quwa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animl=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
WY?
BCz its kha-Lee

Akbar:"Senapati Batao Ki hum
Shatru Ko Kyu Nahi Dhund Parahe Hain.. ??
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Senapati:"Kyu ki Maharaj Hum MughaL Hain GoogLe Nahi...

Preeto to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Preeto: My londa gironda from Hero Honda.

Why There Are Different Types
Of Blood Groups.?
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Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavours...!

Teacher (Pappu): Copy chhupa lo peechhe waala dekh raha hai.
Pappu: dekhane do, sar - main akela class me fail nahin hona chahta.

Ek Aadmi Ram Mandir Gaya
Rone Laga He Bhagwan!
Meri Biwi Kho Gayi
Ram Bole: Bajuwale
Hanuman Mandir Me Ja
Meri Bhi Usine
Dhoond Di Thi.

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

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