Ladki- Tumhara Mobile iPhone 7 bahut badhiya hai. kitane ka hai?
Ladka- Race mein jeeta hai.
Ladki- kitane log the Race mein?
Ladka- Mobile shop ka maalik, 3 Police vaale aur main..

Maa:- kisaka Call tha?
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Mai:- 1 dost ka tha maa
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maa:- naalayak, Naamuraad ek ladaki nahin pati tujhase abhi tak
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kasam se ye baat chappal se bhi zyaada lagi

jeevan mein mushkilo ko aise nazarandaaz kijiye jaise....
golagappe vaale ko usake kaale kaale haatho se aalu masalate hue nazarandaaz karate hain

Santa Dentist Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehta Hai,
Santa: "Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte Ho?"
Doctor: "Nahi."
Santa: "Main Nikal Sakta Hun."
Doctor: "Wo Kaise?"
Santa: "He He He He He He He He He He."

Girl - paise badal do ..;
Bank Staff- haath aage karo;
Girl- kisalie??
Bank Staff - ink lagaanee hai...
girl - Please, ye vaala Colour mat lagao mere Suit ke saath mach nahin hoga bhaiya.

Facebook/Whatsapp chatting-Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Dhara!
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
Blocked

*aaj bank me jaakar ek ladke ne bahut mast shaayari maara*
*na Ishq mein ba, na judai mein*
*aur na hi bevaphai mein*
*jaun darad ba e bheeya*
*ke not ke bhanjai mein*

Love Law: Newton in comedy jokey mood-
"Love can neither be created,
Nor be destroyed. Only it can b
transfered from 1 girlfrnd to another girlfrnd,
with some loss of money and time.

Chain churaya mera, Neend Meri Looti
Jese H0T GF meri chaarpayi me Leti
Meri chaarpayi Tooti
Haay meri kismat Footi

"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...





Bus Conductor of AC bus of Delhi

Comedy SMS Jokes | comedy sms in hindi

<('.')>chingu
<('.')>pingu
<('.')>mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge..

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. . !!

Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
Budha: Sorry...Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya.....Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek cute six pack abs ladka us ladki se takra gaya...
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki: It's okay Dude!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??"

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
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Boy
No
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Girl
No
?
It's The
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Mobile Company yaar!

Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,"Tuje Bhula Diya"

1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!

Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.

Agar barish ho to barish me nahati Yuvatiya
Agar garmi ho to ghup me tapti Yuvatiya
Agar exam ho to exam deti Yuvatiya
Agar traffic ho to jam me Phansi Yuvatiya
Agar mosam aacha ho to mosaum ka luft uthati Yuvatiya
Oye Hello media - news-paper walo hum ladko ko kaya gayab kaar diya
Hum bhi hai earth planet par suniye....

Girlfriend ki cute sweet sister bhi appke pyaar me phanhi ho to usse kya kahenge....??? .
Betaaa......
Mann me dusra laddu phoota..

WHAT IS FÙLL FÖRM OF GIRL!!!
G = Góssip me sabse aagge,
I = Innócent sirf shakal se,
R = Róne ki autómatic machine,
L= Ladai me sabki maa.

Train mein Warning likhi thi.....
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
TiTu- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf

Wt wud b d bhojpuri version of missiom impossible....
ee na ho sake he bhaiyya...
n wt abt M.I.-2 hum phir se kah rae he ee na ho sake

Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a Bollywood movie?
Ans: Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
and Feroz khan answering: Surat tumhari..!!

Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaata hoon ... lekin is baar nahi, ruk main swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ...
par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?

Direct connection ki speed se Love-Pyar hota hai...
aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Ek sher arz kiya hai….
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana…
wah wah!
wah wah!
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana,
A for Apple, B for Banana…

If you want to remove
Wrinkles,
Pimples,
Scar,
Black spots
Other face marks &
7 signs of skin-agin....
Then
you should try
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"Adobe Photoshop: Latest New Ekdum Fresh Version!
For Cure Be Sure....

Dear Mukesh ji
Pls Jio aur Jine do
Humble Hearty Request From:
Vodafone
Idea
BSNL
Airtel
Cancel All Jio Plan and Vaucher

had ho gai
thand mai garm paani karane ke lie
choolha kya jalaaya
aas-pados vaale poochhane lag gae
Kala Dhan - kitane the, kitane the..??

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