Bhukamp(earthquake) aane par ghabaraen nahin...
1. sabase pahle Facebook Whatsapp va wa par apane Status Update karen-
Feeling earthquake, enjoying earthquake adventure....
2. Samay mil jae to turant 1 Video Clip banaen
3. bach jao aur ghar se baahar nikal jao to ghabarae hue, dare hue logon ke saath apani Selfie len
4. apane photo video ko sabhi group mein sabase pahale bhejane ka prayaas karen
jeevan mein bhukamp baar-baar nahin aate, ise Yaadgaar banaen!
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It is just best earthquake funny sms- in earthquake you must save
your life and other life first then doing such funny silly things.

Shaadiyon(Marriage/wedding) mein ladaki ko jaymaal ke liye Stage
tak laane vaali ladakiyaan chaaron taraph to aise dekhati hain jaise...
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Z securities are Black Commando ho..

kitana roya tha wo ladka mahabooba ko Mobile gift karake
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jab raat 4 baje tak vo sunta raha ..
Aap ke Duara Dial kiya gaya Number abhi doosari Call par Vyast hai"
best romantic funny sms

Jaipur mein Guide ab ye bhi bataaya karenge ki... yahi vo jagah hai jee jahaan Sanjay Lila Bhansaali pite the.

Oh...! Are baap re..
Are paap ho gya
Ye kya hua
Aisa nhi hona tha
Bahut badi galti ho gyi
He Bhagwan
ye kya ho gya
mujse kis kanjus ko sms msgs ho gya........................ best funny sms in hindi | best funny sms hindi |

Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best

Saas (bahu se): bahu Tumko rasoi mein kya aata hai?
Bahu: chakkar!

3 ways to catch tiger
newton:allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger

today is Veerappan's 3rd death anniversary:- the legendry daku.In this memory plz forward this message to 1 local Criminal

Sms dhamaka
Mujhe sms pe sms karo or jito
18 lac ki car ka photo
42'' color tv ka box aur
Mere sath dinner karne ka mauka wo bhi apke ghar

chota baby="mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy=kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hai

Arz kiya hai..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..

Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante He,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hai,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hai...

na jane wo humse kya chupati thi ,kuch tha uske hoto pr na jane kyu sharmati thi jab hmne muh khulwa k dekha to pata chala salli rajnigandha pan msala khati thi

How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics... and "Lock her in a room without a mirror"

girl.ur name?
boy.black lion, girl. r u joking.
boy. no, its means kalu singh,&
urs. girl. soft underwear, boy. ru joking?
girl.no,it means komal chadda

jb kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

baat aa kr zuban tak rukne lage

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Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich-2 Dur Karo

Put a big smile on your friend's face sending best funny sms in hindi. Visit other page to have more cute collection. Best funny sms of this week or hit list of this months. Explore web wonderful e-TV of text & quote stuff.

A pig Fell in Love with a Hen. 1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI"

cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thumps up pio
Pepsi pio
Juice pio
Beer pio

kyuki k
ab

HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off

I saw a dream last nite only U & me sitting 2gether.U were looking at me continuously bcoz I was eating panipuri & U were saying "ek de na plz"

Lab khamosh jate hai jb tm samne ate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jb nigahe milate ho,
Sas rukti hai jb tm muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyo drate ho?

Ab to 100 ka not dekh kar badi daya aati hai. Bechaare ke Maa(500)-Baap(1000) nahin rahe aur parivaar ka poora bojh isee par aa gaya hai.

Gujarati Dad: Mera Beta London Jayega
Punjabi Dad: Mera Beta Canada Jayega
Malayali Dad: Mera Beta Dubai Jayega
Marwadi Dad: Mera Beta Dukan Jayega!

Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada
Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada
Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada

"Main single hoon"
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is sms, msgs ko itna Share karen ki mujhe Girlfriend mil jae.