If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of Buffalo
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai.......................funny joke sms
Big Boss 11 me pahle Bang-Bang ho raha tha
ab Dhinchak-Dhinchak bhi hoga.....
Bigg Boss 11 Vikas Gupta aur Shipla Shinde ke jhagde
to Hindi Movie Gautam-Govinda ke ladai Jese lag rahe hai
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Bade-are chote mere 10,000 rupye kab Lota raha hai
Chhote-use usko 1 lota `\_/` thama diya
Bade- abe ye kaya Nautanki kar rahe ho?
Fatafat mere rupya la
Chhote- Maine kha tha na 1 mahina ke baad Lota dunga..
Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".
Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.
Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka
Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs
2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura
lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye......................funny
sms jokes in Hindi
:: new latest funny sms ::
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..
Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege.................Hindi funny sms collection
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se................Hindi funny sms collection
Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.
Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gayi Jab Subah Light Gayi Aur Kaamwali
Bai Boli,
"What the hell is this, you don't have inverter?"
Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai.
Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala?
Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka!
Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hun Ki Kis Munh Se Apne Bachhon Se Kahunga Ki Facebook, WhatsApp Band Kar Ke Padhai Karlo!
Log Facebook Pe Feeling etna senti hokar Likhte Hain Jaise...
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Comment Mein Koi Pizza Burger De Jaye Ga!
Some Vegetarian say such funny sentences
1. Pure Vegetarian
2. Anda Khaa Leta Hun
3. Anda Cake Mein Hoga To Kha Leta Hun
4. Sirf Gravy Kha Leta Hun, Piece Nahi Khata
5. Ghar Ke Bahar Kha Leta Hun Lekin Ghar Mein Allowed Nahi Hai
6. Peg Marta Hun To Kha Leta Hun
7. Main Khaa Leta Hun Bas Mangalwar, Guruwar Aur Shaniwar Ko Nahi Khata!
Doctor: Aapko Kabhi Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?
Patient: Haan Ek Baar.
Doctor: Kab?
Patient: School Mein, Jab Teacher Ne Spelling Pucha Tha!...doctor Patient funny sms jokes
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha?
Ladki: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Facebook/Whatsapp Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha?
Ladki: Bhindi Ki Sabzi!
Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
A police man caught boy for jumping red light:
Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti?
Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe!
Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karó
Tó life me jisko love kiya uskì
Tàsveer dikhti hai toh maine bhi try kiyà,
màstiful slideshow chalu ho gayà....
What was world first password ?
Think...
Think...
Any idea...
Any guess...
Anything...
That is....
"Khul jaa Sim Sim"
Hindi bhi yaaro azeeb bhasaa H
Ghari bigarr jaye to kahte hai band aur
Ladki bigarr jaye to kahte hai chalu......
Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai
pakre gaye to h00 halla aur
N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....
Sai etna dijiye ek aashram ban jaye
ander me masti karu police bhi na ghus paaye
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