1 Santa road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to santa bola "Bhai sabut to Utha Lo" ?

Pappu ne examination hall mein Susu kar diya.
Teacher: Stupid ...ye kya kiya?
Pappu: aapne hi to kaha tha idhar-udhar na dekho, jo aa raha hai kar do, to maine kar diya.

once Santa going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine
Santa: You stupid see down its a 4 wheeler

Pappu bike se badi tej raftaar mein ek ladki ke paas se gujara.
ladki gusse mein aakar boli: abe, andha hai, Maarna hai kya?
Pappu: Abhi mood nahin hai, phir kabhi sahi.

Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
jago ladko jago

Pappu: papa, aap ko ek khushi ke baat bataoon?
santa: haan - haan batao.
Pappu: is saal aapako mere lie naee kitaaben nahin kharedane padengeen.
santa(khush hokar): achchha, kaheen mupht mein mil rahee hain kya?
Pappu: nahin, is baar main Fail ho gaya hoon.

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom- kyu?
Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!

Santa:
In which printing press d question paper is
printed ?

Pappu darwaze ki ghanti bjaane ki koshish kar raha tha,
ek admi ne pappu ko dekha aur usaki madad ke taur par
Door-bell baja dee aur pappu se bola, beta aur kuchh?
pappu: Uncle bhaago-bhaago yahaan se, pata nahin kisaka ghar tha!

Pappu apne class teacher se bola: Madam, main aapako kaisa lagata hoon?
Madam: Very sweet!
yah sunakar pappu apane dost se bola, "dekha, mainne kaha tha na, chalu hai, line maarti hai!"

Pappu apni mummy se paise maangta hai.
Pappu maan 20 rupye chaahie, baahr ek greeb ko dene hain.
mummy: kahaan hai greeb?
Pappu: bechaara baahar kadee dhup mein icecream bech raha hai!