Hsina ko dekh kr arz kiya-
Teri hasi mai kya chamk hai
wah wah
teri hasi mai kya chamk hai,
wo muskura k boli
Are pagal mere tooth paste mai namak hai ..

Free funny sms, most, hot & new of this month read, rank & share. Here are some very funny sms for countdown which one is most hot and which one is flop. Which one is most liked by users, readers and which one is disliked. We are also going to add Gujarati, Tamil, Telugu, Marathi, Bengali, Bhojpuri, Punjabi, ~S-M-S~ collection shortly full of fun, jokes and humor. Enjoy text messsage non stop comedy show.

Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,
ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,
bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi, sali makhi allout laga kr soti thi

Is matlabi duniya me koun kisika hota hao, sms v wahi krta hai jiska free hota hai, ye baat sbko pata hai, magar kanjuso ko free v mehenga lagta hai.

Apke SMS k intjar mai hmne pina suru kiya Itna piya itna piya k pite hi reh gaye Kya karu Bada pepsi hai khatam hi nhi hota.

Sardar galti se samndar me gir gaya...doobte doobte uske hath mai fish mili use pakad bahar feka or bola ja tu to apni jaan bachale.

Boy 2 girl: Frndship karogi?
Girl: Mere gharwale allow nhi krte.
Boy: haan, jaise mere garwalo ne to mujhe ashiqi society mai membership dilwa rakhi hai na.

Mere SMS k charche jahan
mai hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khush nasib ho tm, jo tmhe SMS mila
jise nhi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!

I m flower bt rose is u
I m star bt moon is u
I m stone bt diamond is u
I m sky bt sun is u
I m tree bt
Us pe latka monkey is u..

Ek raat bijli chali gye,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chlao?
Pathan's wife: Krdi na Pathano wali baat agr fan on krungi to candle nhi bujh jayega

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile phone hoga nurse boli apko kya karna hai, God ko miss call deni hai ki mai pahunch gya.

sardar standing on platform jumps on railway track!
A man: sardar ji mar jaoge.
sardar: ha-ha buddhu!!
marega to tu!
suna nhi train
"PLATFORM"
ar aa rahi hai

jo Mujha Bhul jaye !

Uska mobile tut taye
Charger jal jaye
Sim lock ho jaye.
Software ud jaye.
Local call pr ISD ka Bill aye..
Local area mai b ROAMING lag jaye.

Daru se nasha badhta, Nasha se Junun, Junun se mehnat, Mehnat se paisa, Paise se Izat, Isi liye Izat pane k liye daru pina jaruri hai.

fakir- alla ke naam pe dedo.

admi- maf karo baba.

fakir- beta kuch to do.

admi- jo ye sms pad raha hu usko le jao.

fakir- beta bheek mangi hai bhikhari nhi.

sorry for the disturbance
ravan again kidnapped sita
rama need 100 monkey for help
so u get read