Believe it or not it's true.
G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said" Wah kya body hai!" tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya.

Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo oh oh...

Why are you opposite to me?
When I say Tea, u say cold coffee!
I say white, u say black!
I went to dental hospital, u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!.....funny sms for gf

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha hai..

Apki surat kitni pyari hai, khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai
kisi aur se shadi na kar lena mere dost
kuki
M-A-Y-A-W-A-T-[I] aj tak sirf aur sirf tumhare liye kawari hai.

ap hamare dil mai base ho,
ap hmare dil mai base ho,

thoda side ho jao
blood wali pipe mai fase ho...

Teacher - bacho
batao kayamat kab ayegi ? Student sir jis din Raksha Bandhan or Valentine's Day ek sath hoga!!

aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
G rammar to ati nhi lekin English me baat karti hai

Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.

papu wanted to become a great man like Newton. After long research, He made newton's fourth law of motion...??
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"

Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Give me sum sunshine
Give me sum rain

Bhikari-ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu
Sardar-3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAI!!

dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hai kisi ko batana sakoge..karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharchey..bhudape tak udhar chuka na sakoge

Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hai?
Student: mujhe nahi pta

Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.

Full form of Girl.....!
G : Gappo mai sab se agey....!
I : Innocent sirf shakal se....!
R : Rone ki automatic machine....!
L : Ladai me sab di maa....!

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