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Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

Teacher: I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

Mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
meri mano isi raste par medical store khol do..mast chalega......

kutte ka baccha ?
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kitne cute hote hain

SIRF TUM
Hutch ke CEO NE MUJHSE kaha
"vivek ji" apse bhi smart duniya mai bahut milenge agar nahi mile to hum apna name badal denge
fir kya

HUTCU IS NOW VODAFONE

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rahi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style hai…

Scientific Question 4 U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards D EMPTY SPACE

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My sweet friend.
D_ffer , St_pid.
Look every thing is incomplete without U…

Hello I m a virus and I m entering ur brain right now…..sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

Nirash nahi huwa hu jindgi mai mughe bahut se kaam hai
Aakhe aaj bhi khojti hai us kamino ko jisne kaha tha
Shadi ke baad bahut aaram hai

Dil ye nadan
Yeh ishq nai asaan bus itna samaj lijye
Meri Girlfriend ke ghar ka gate hai band, dewaar se hai kuod k jana

High school me padne wali 2 girls aapas me baate kar rahe thi
1 Girl-yaar mere papa ne kaha ki es baar agar exam me fail hue to shadi kar dunga
2 Girl- To tumne kitne tayaari ki hai ?
1 girl- Bus facial baaki hai?