Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.

Hum dilfek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.

Dil ka dard Dil todne waley kya jane,
Pyar ke Riwajo ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni taqleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar mein betha ladki ka Baap kya jane…............laughing shayaris

Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli

Question No. 1 is compulsary

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,

Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD | funny shayari |

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa

:: Very Funny - Hindi Funny Shayari ::

Long hai manzil far hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!

CID special Hindi Funny Shayari-

KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI………..
KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI……….

ABHIJEET DAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI.

Tanhai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
chale aate aankhon mein aasu vaise..
DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui to hui kaise?

:: Hindi Funny Shayari ::

Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai

Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

:: Hindi Funny Shayari Best Ever ::

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Aisi wani boliye
ki
jamkar jhagda hoye
gaur farmaiye
aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
par usse na boliye jo aapse tagda hoye

Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain..

Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Udher B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho Gaya.

Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

Arz kiya hai…
Ruthi hai humse wo is kadar, Ki hum unhe mana lenge,
Ruthi hai humse wo is kadar, ki hum unhe sach mein mana lenge,
.
Itna waqt kise hai, Utne mein to hum Dusri pata lenge…

Kabhi garm kabhi thanda piya karo,
Shayari kuch naya-naya kiya karo....
Arey kanjoosh !!!
Kabhi net pack Recharge karva liya karo….
Hum hansi ke doctor hai......
Roj humse hansi ki khurak liya karo….

Ishq na kar mere yaar, Ye Ladkiyan bahot satati hai,
Karna na in par aitbaar, Ye Kharcha bahot karvati hai,
Recharge tum karva ke dete ho,
Aur Number mera lagati hai….
(Samja teri Girlfriend ko yaar)

Dil ki baat Dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I Love You kahena,
Agar wo Gusse mein aa jaye to darna mat…
Rakhi nikalo Aur kahena,
Pyari Bahena milti rahena…

Vo chhat par chadhe
Patang Udaane ka bahaane
Baaju vaala bhi aae
Kapade sukhaane ki bahaane
Bivi ne dekha ye hisin najaara
Vo danda lekar aai,
Bandar bhagaane ke bahaane

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhokha mil gaya
To Zindagi mein chaaron aur Udaasi chha gayi
socha tha ki Aag laga denge is duniya ko
par Kambhakht Mohalla mein doosari Dilruba aa gayi

Pink Pink Lips are the girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Pink Lips are the girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Kissing them is the Boy's duty.
Lifting them is Heavy duty.

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Tu tere maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hai.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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