Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,
tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek SMS is nachiz ko,

teri bhi Bakwas sms pade Zamane ho gaye..
Wah!Wah!Wah

:: PJ Jokes ::

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Arz kiya he

Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge

Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de

Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge
Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge
Lekin tune jo sath Choda,
Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he

Lekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He

Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,
na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,

kuch pal hamare saath hass lo
na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..

Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki
ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte
jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai
aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na tha

surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya

Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

Now remix-

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.

How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?
.
..
...
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!

New PJ !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They R maid 4 each other

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