Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch..
WAH WAH..
visualize mat karo aage pado..
ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.. . . . . .
asli masaale sach sach.. MDH..MDH.

:: PJ SMS ::

Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi
Aapne Socha Humse Mukti Mil Gayi
Are Hum Zara Sa BUSY Kya Huye..
Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibat TAL Gayi

Dil ke armaano ko hum nhi batate
Khwabo k phool hm nhi sajate
Hmari 1 Pasand se kahin tut na jaye HAZARO

DIL.
tabi to hm koi girlfrnd Nhi banate.

:: PJ SMS ::

Dena hai dil daan mein.
Wah wah
dena hai dil daan mein.
Wah wah
hai koi Ladki
Aapke dhyan mein?
(“,)>
/( )
..JL

:: latest pj sms ::

Arz kiya hai..
Highway pe hua puncture ek tyre..
Zara gaur farmayein….
Highway pe hua puncture ek tyre..
Ni woofer tu meri, main tera Amplifier!

Pee lenge tumhare har ek aansu,
Kabhi apni mefhil me baitha kar to dekho,
BHABHI kahoge tum apni GIRLFRIEND ko,
Kabhi hum se mila kar to dekho

Heer ro ro kar Ranjhe se kah rahi hai…
Heer ro ro kar ranjhe se kah rahi hai….
Rumal de kamine meri naak bah rahi hai..

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya h,
Hm to jate h tution ladkiya dekhne
or madam kehti h dekho
yeh itni barsat me b padhne aya hai.

'':: new cid pj sms ::''

Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax.. gour farmaiyega! Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax.. Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!

Arz kiya hai. . .
Ki Jis tarah ek machhar ko marne se tum shikari nhi ban jaoge. . .
Wah. Wah.. Wah…
Theek usi trha 2-4 PJ sms krne se tum bhikhari nhi ban jaoge

Chandani chand karta hai,
Chamakna taaron ko padta hai.
fashion ladkiya karti hai,
Tadapna ladko ko padta hai.

Ladkiyo ki Ada humein pasand Nahi
Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi,
Ye To Dosto ki Jid hai ki BHABHI chahiye,
Warna hume SHADI pasand Nahi

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India is a Nation, Dadar is a station
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wah wah wah wah
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india is a nation and dadar is a station
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wah wah wah wah
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dont fall in love first complete your education.

chulhe pe rakha twaa garm hai
wah wah....wah wah
chulhe pe rakha twaa garm hai
Aaj kal ladkiyo se jada ladke me sharm hai

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