Ye Tere Behekty Qadam,
Ye Tere Kaanpty Hoont,
Ye Tere Bikhray Baal,
Ye Tera Jalta Badan,
Ye Teri Nasheeli Aankhein,
Mujhy Pehle He Shak Tha K Tu "NASEDI" Hai

Lesson 1: ki ku ki ki ko ki ku
Lesson 2: o ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka
Lesson 3: ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku

Congratulation's!
u have successfully completed monkey's language course
Now u r a smart monkey ****
( @.@ )
' '(---)'
Plz collect ur certificate
&
u r welcome to the zoo.

Wo SUBHA ka sakoon
wo PAANI ki thandak
wo SHAMPU ki botle
wo SILKI baal
wo DHULAY hue kapron ki khushbu
TUM kya jano?
Ye to sirf NAHANE wale jante hai.

Phone k rishty b ajeeb hote hain,
Balance rakh kar b log ghareb hoty hain
Khud PJ's krny ki, hoti hai taqlif jinko
Muft PJ's parhny k kitny shokeen hote hain

2 Cheje Bohat Popular hai.

'(",)>
<)) mai
./I.
.
or
.
(\./)
/.".) "^----;";
\,,/"( tum.. )\\
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Super life jene ka,
Tension nahi lene ka,
Ache sapne dekhne ka,
Mast life guzarne ka,
Bhoot se nahi darne ka,
Bole to....
.
"Sheesha nahi dekhna ka.."

Ap kisi roz subah ko hamare ghar ana,
Kabhi ghanti bajana kabhie darwaza khatkhatana..
Kabhi pyar se bolna kabhie ghusse se chillana..
.
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dedo.."

Give the answer of Question.
Reply is must.
Pagal tanhai mai kya mehsoos krta hay?
koi jaldi nahi jab mehsoos kro to bata dayne.

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