:: Jokes and sms in Hindi ::
Boy- Tumhari kameez fati Hui Hai
Girl- nahi Ye Fashion ha
Boy- Acha Khud Faado toh Fashion
Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION?
:: jokes and sms in Hindi ::
Height of Job satisfaction-
A boy got a job in girls hostel...
After 2 months owner asked: Y u don't come 2 take ur salary?
Boy: KYA..?
salary bhi milegi..!
:: jokes and sms ::
Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit Choose Karo
.
Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
.
.
Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health...!
:: jokes and sms ::
1 pathan 2sre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
2sra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty
h.
:: Jokes for sms ::
Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo PLZ..!
CoNFuSeD?
KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" ! !
:-p
:: Jokes for sms ::
story: once a boy was smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate
to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..
:: short jokes sms in Hindi ::
Aap sochte honge k hm Itne msg kyu krte h?
Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri
h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega
:: mobile jokes sms in Hindi ::
Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
:: mobile jokes sms in Hindi ::
Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya Huye Ki
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali....
:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::
If a Single Teacher Can't Teach All d Subjects,
Then How Can U Expect a Single Student to Learn All Subjects?
Think Hatke!
:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::
Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
