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A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Cell To See Her Name Saved
In List Like
Doll Or Sweetie.
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She Was Shocked To See
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To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
&
UGLY starts with "U" !
‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!
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1 dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ne 1 shayari likhi
Phoolon ka raja,baharon ka shehzada
Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta, kamina, haraamzada
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"GIRLS are like Bluetooth
u stay close dey stay connected
u go away dey find new device"
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Judge: u r accused 4 rape, so u r fined Rs. 11461,
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Man: Mylord y exactly Rs. 11461?
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Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 4% vat & 10.2% Entertainment
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Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho jaaye!
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Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.
Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.
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Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho
Har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho
Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega?
Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati....
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab aurato ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad
jayega...
2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay,achanak sher agaya
1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha?
2nd: nahi,main nahi darta
1st: to phir apni dho meri Q dho raha hai??
:: short sms jokes in Hindi ::
Bahu- Maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi dusri aurat?
Saas- Kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,truck
ke niche aa gya ho..!!!
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2020 me apko customer care ke sms is prakar aayenge..
Dear customer, your wife can become a mother without your struggle..
Just sms "child" to 556677
Jab koi sms ni krta.
itna gussa ata h
dil to chahta h
chapal utar k...
aram se baith jau or
sochu sayad sms bhejna nhi ata hoga.
Teacher: isko sentence ko translate koro-"girl kapde pehen chuki hai."... all boys ek sath me bole-ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late.
Sholey ki team ne IPL me bhag liya,. gabbar ke bowler ne 20 over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye..batao kyun?.... kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha
