:: New sms jokes ::
Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge

Lawyer husband demands fees
from his wife after they get into an argument...

Tomatoes cry discrimination,
say 'we reached 100 before Harmanpreet Kaur but no one noticed'

:: New sms jokes ::
GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapad na mar de

Mai to yu hi
Paani ko gaur se dekh
raha tha yaaro..
Itne me 1 machhli
nikal k boli..

Kaminey.. Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?

Raavan- Saadhu banke Sita ki jhopadi ke paas jaata hai.
Raavan- Bhikshaan dehi. Rekha to paar karo Devi....
Sita- (Door se hi): Chal...Chal Paytm open kar....

:: Humour jokes ::
Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.

:: New sms jokes ::
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi

:: Latest jokes sms ::
Yaha Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hai Maqsad Hai..
.
.
.
Khud Bhale kameena Ho Lekin ladki Sharif Chaiye

:: Latest jokes sms ::
bhikari: Bahen Bhoka Hu bhagwan KE Naam PE Khana De Do
Behan: Khana Abi Ni Paka
bhikari: FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
khana Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena

:: Latest jokes sms ::
Kya farak padta hai chahe
munni badnam ho ya sheela jawan ho
Hum to jawan bhi hai or badnam bhi hai

:: Humour jokes ::
A man saw a board at d centre Of a River,
He tried 2 read
but he can’t read it.
So,he swim into d River &read
“CROCODILE INSIDE-DONT SWIM”

:: Humour jokes ::
Tees mar khan- Flop
Dabang-Hit
Moral-
Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota
Badnam honi chahiye.

:: Great jokes ::
Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti Hai

:: Great jokes ::
BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 21 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.

Aaj ke modal bhi kya khaak Model hain -
Model to ham hua tha bachapan mein -
jab Mummy ke haath se bani hui sawtar pahan kar nikalte the
ghar se aur
apani muhalle, doosari muhalle aur rishtedaari mein aurate
kheech kheech kar
aage pichhe tatolati aur aapas mein baat kar ki -
haan aa gaye samajh mein
do phande sulte aur teen phande ulate .....
kasam se Model vaali Feeling aati thi

Happu ne 25 Varsho tak kathor tapasya ki...
khush ho kar
Bhagwan bole- VAR MANGO VATS..
Happu - mujhe 8 var Chahiye
1. Mai sunder sunder ladkiyo ke sath swiming pool me aasnaan karu
2. sweet cute Beautiful Girls/ladkiyo meri GF bane, Friend bane
3. Mai 4 week me World mai popular ho jau
4. Mera naam "Breaking News" mai Shamil ho..
5. Miss India mere liye Khana aur chaye banaye
6. Mai kam samay me Jindgi ke pure Maze Lu
7. Meri life full of surprises and happening ho
8. Mai Aalisaan Sunder Bangla mai rahu
-
Are murkh/bewkuf(Fool) en saab ke liye kathor
tapasya karne ki kaya jarurat thi
BIGG BOSS 11 mai chale jata??
Ok VATS..Tu commoner banke BIGG BOSS 11, 2017 mai jaayega...

Q- esa kaun sa state hai jaha student ko
Top karte he jail me daal diya jata hai???
A-Bihar

Aajkal ki Janta to Civil-High court, Police-CBI par bhi bharosa nahi karti..
.
Aur ek hum humara bachpan tha, Jab hum ” AADA – PAADA kon PAADA” krke hi gunhegaar ka ptaa lgaa lete the..

Santa- Main to 8-10 saalon se cashless transaction
kar raha hu...Dukaandar use use udhaari-udhaari bolate hain...

Raat me Itni thand me rajai se nikalkar Peshab Karne ke liye
jana kisi stunt se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §

Teenage love story -
Boy- I love you
Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?

chandu ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli

kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!

Mere se Girlfriend kahte H - shadi kar lo tumhari jindigi jannat bana dugi
aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan to dekho kamini ka

An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...

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